27/01/2026
🌟 You cut out gluten. You stopped eating after 8pm. You tried digestive enzymes, peppermint tea, even those trendy de-bloat powders…
But the bloating keeps coming back.
Because it’s not just “bloating.” It’s functional bloating.
What does that mean?
It means your gut is trying to tell you something deeper:
✔️ A build-up of methane from a sluggish microbiome?
✔️ Poor fat absorption showing up as upper bloating?
✔️ Candida or yeast overgrowth from antibiotics, sugar, or stress?
✔️ Low stomach acid causing fermentation?
✔️ Your stress hormones blocking digestion?
These are functional root causes, and they don’t show up on normal blood work.
💩 I use advanced functional testing to map your bloating triggers, understand your gut terrain, and build a 6-week personalised protocol that actually works.
👉🏻I’ll show you exactly what’s off, what to do, and how to fix it. Step by step.
👉🏻Want to test instead of guess? Message me the word BLOAT and I’ll tell you which test is best for your symptoms.
Love Ayesha ♥️