22/02/2026
Sunday laugh of the day !!
Today , started out with a super relax chill out in our zero gravity chairs .
Best thing ever for George after he broke his back .
Sitting enjoying our morning coffee.
We received a call ๐
Is it ok to look at your house, I want to show my wife .
Iโm one of the Builders, subcontractors.
Sure I replied .
( he has a builders key )
Nice of him to ask anyway.
Sitting chilling planning for the pool contractor to come out tomorrow to mark out our pool . We hear excuse me .
I turned to see the contractors wife holding a small container.
(Vomit bucket) was my guess.
Could I please trouble you for a glass of water , I need a drink I donโt feel great .
Sure ! I run down to the caravan , grabbed a glass of my magic water ๐ฆ
A few minutes later I hear her saying ,
Oh god โฆ here goes ๐ณ๐๐ฅด๐
๐ฆI donโt think that lady gave me water .๐ฆ
It tasted better than water and Iโm feeling great .๐ค
Me thinking , she thinks Iโve poisoned her. I responded with โ I only gave you water I didnโt give you any poison . ONLY MAGIC WATERโ
What do you mean.
โ MAGIC WATERโ
So here we go.
We toddle down to the caravan .
I open the door and show her my magic water machine .
I did the spill.
Like itโs live water it feeds your cells it runs through 8 electronic plates its hydrogen water blah blah blah .
We chat in detail why and how we ended up with one in our caravan and one in our house and so on .
She then asked why we would spend so much money on an expensive water filter for our caravan and was that a bit excessive.
George left the van ๐๐๐
My response was
My worth is not $3.00 to $5.00.
My health and wellness is priceless.
I donโt value material items over my health .
I would rather water than
Eyelashes
Fingernails
Botox
Fake tans
TV
The whole fake crap .
Water is life.
Without quality water
You canโt thrive.
Youโre in survival mode .
This is why we sold up everything in 2021. To bunker down the BS the world went through .
I question everything .
I question the whole world asking why did you believe the idiots running our world .
Iโm not political but I can smell bull s**t a mile away .
My intuition is on point and Iโve never intentionally been misleading to people, my goal only is the welfare of people that are my clients .
I learnt through the fake news, illness , fake alien invasion, you canโt save everyone .
The state of your intelligence is not my job to make people , who donโt care.
Care enough to honour their own intelligence.
After seeing these nice people off on their journey to enjoy the sunny Sunday .
The contractor the said .
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Oh f**k my belly hurts
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He said โฆโฆโฆโฆ
Are you guys TIN FOIL HATTERS โฆ
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Oh lordie
I said No
We are just smarter than the average .
Trust thy self !
Thats all I can do .
Good luck I said as they drive off.
Makes me think how many people slept for the past 6 years