20/11/2018
So I stole this from Giselle Littlepage Lobban whom stole it from Maria-Ann Tucker-Watkins who stole it from Joanna Rusling who stole it from Katrina Ryan and I had to share it with you all.....this is GOLD!!! If you are looking for a certain oil to help you with a problem this will help....
Arbortivae: The oil of the s*xy lumberjack
Aromatouch: The oil of I need a holiday but a bath is going to have to do.
Balance. Because p**s off stress isn’t a cool name
Basil: The oil of energy I didn’t know I still had
Bergamot: The oil that makes me feel like I am worth it.
Blue Tansy: The oil that made smurfette so desirable.
Black Pepper: The oil of sophisticated pain release
Cardamom: The oil of taming lions.
Cassia: The oil for s*xual passion when that male drive is low.
Cedarwood: The oil of universal hugs.
Cheer. Because smiles should smell like lollies.
Cinnamon Bark: Cassia on crack
Citrus bliss. Because you deserve to skip through life.
Citrus Trio: because the other ten citrus oils aren’t enough.
Console. Because I cry. A LOT.
Copaiba: because drugs are bad mmk
Coriander: because I don’t always want to do as I am told.
Cilantro: because sometimes I’m the one telling too many people what to do.
Clary Sage: because women can be psycho’s
Clary Calm. Because women make no sense
Clove: because mould can kill
Cypress: because fluid, so many fluids.
Douglas Fir: because forests are calming and help you let go
Digestzen: because I eat too much s**t
Elevation. Because I don’t want to feel anything but joy.
Easy Air: regular breathing is the zen masters secret
Eucalyptus: because Aussie Aussie Aussie
Forgive. Because f**k you.
Frankincense: because everyone needs God in a bottle
Grapefruit: because I’m s*xy and I don’t always know it.
Geranium: because unconditional love is bloody hard
Ginger: to settle the queasy
Herbaceous because I could kill a cactus.
Jasmine. Because I am a goddess in hiding.
Juniper Berry: nightmares are no match
Ice Blue: because life is hard yakka
In Tune: Because I have the attention span of a goldfish
Lavender: because grandma destroyed this amazing calming plant and he’s out to redeem himself
Lavender Peace. Because sleep should feel like your floating.
Lemongrass: because kids draw on everything
Lemon: because life is sticky and messy
Lime: because we deserve happiness
Litsea: because no one can afford Melissa and everyone needs it.
Manuka. Because my body deserves the best.
Marjoram. Because my muscles need a night off.
Melissa. Because keeping up with the joneses is my jam
Motivate. Because life is hard.
Myrhh: because everyone has mother issues
Neroli. Because worry doesn’t serve me at all.
Oregano: kill. Kill everything.
On Guard. Because ain’t nobody got time for that.
Passion. Because I gave up on my dreams years ago and I want to go back to that time where it all seemed possible.
Patchouli. Because we think to much
Peace. Because I’m scared of my own shadow.
Peppermint: Because I haven’t slept in a hundred years. I’m like the opposite sleeping beauty.
Petitgrain. Because lavender is a NO
Purify. Because so many things stink.
Roman Chamomile. Because Calm was supposed to feel like floating on clouds
Rose. Because sometimes my heart needs to see the light again.
Rosemary. Because I can’t think straight anymore.
Salubelle. Because I’m getting old and I don’t want anyone to know.
Spikenard. Because I feel the need to be overpowered into a deep, deep state of bliss.
Sandalwood. Because I deserve everything. Everything in a bottle.
Siberian Fir. Because Christmas should come more than once a year.
Smart and sassy. Because I can’t control myself
Spearmint. Because Freedom of speech should smell like candy.
Tangerine. Because happy should feel like I’m a kid again.
Tea tree. Because I like the smell of clean.
TerraArmour. Because bugs.
Thyme. Because oregano isn’t always enough.
Vetiver. Because sometimes we need a tranquilliser that’s not frowned upon.
Wild Orange. Because life is a gift.
Whisper. Because women are s*x on legs.
Wintergreen. Because pain needs a way out.
Ylang Ylang. Because I just want to play.
Yoga Collection. Because I never find time for yoga.
Zendocrine because screw you monsanto.
What oil is it you’re looking for??
