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Astrology Seer πŸ”† Not boring, not woo, just street-smart strategies for the rebellious mind.
πŸ”† With over 30 years experience, I am Kathleen the Astrology Seer.

24/02/2026

I've got a really fun new Astrology series beginning this week 🀩 tune in Friday to see it!

πŸ›ΌπŸ›Ό  It's giving cvnty with a Farrah Fawcett flick!Also, don't underestimate how difficult it was to handle a selfie stic...
20/02/2026

πŸ›ΌπŸ›Ό It's giving cvnty with a Farrah Fawcett flick!

Also, don't underestimate how difficult it was to handle a selfie stick and shutter button while on rollerskates! 🀣

Hence why I'm doing my crossovers on the grass.

πŸ”† And drop an emoji below if you're ready to start AstroMa###ing life and get what you want in 2026!

19/02/2026

I was shook, but not surprised!

Do I look like your mum? πŸ˜†πŸ˜† Colour blocking done right βœ…οΈ Who wants me to open a Vintage online store? I have heaps of s...
18/02/2026

Do I look like your mum? πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Colour blocking done right βœ…οΈ

Who wants me to open a Vintage online store? I have heaps of skirts, knits, and tops ready to go.

M.ondayT.uesdayW.hat T.he F.unk!πŸ”† One Question Wednesday πŸ”† is here to save the day with the bonus Tarot Insight or Astro...
18/02/2026

M.onday
T.uesday
W.hat
T.he
F.unk!

πŸ”† One Question Wednesday πŸ”† is here to save the day with the bonus Tarot Insight or Astrology Strategy that you need to debunk the funk today.

Add a quick Q&A boost to your week and DM to book now!


"F**k off!" isn't the final stage of healing....detachment is.❀️ Mars & Vesta sextiles Ceres & Chiron until early March,...
17/02/2026

"F**k off!" isn't the final stage of healing....detachment is.

❀️ Mars & Vesta sextiles Ceres & Chiron until early March, each taking turns in the holodeck to turn the pages of your storybook into a feedback loop of personal growth.

πŸ”₯ All flames are brought under control by acknowledging the here n now as your most vital reference point of who you've become.

Lessons of discernment.
Clarity of conviction.
Truth revealed.

πŸŒ‘ This symphony takes place between Eclipses to carry away the anger that you no longer need, it's weight, a burden that you can happily leave at the next exit ramp.

Mars = passion
Vesta = purification
In Aquarius = utopia
🀝🏻
Ceres = nurture
Chiron = learning
In Aries = initiation

AKA let them choke on their own chaos while you live your best life!

πŸ”† DM me to book your own Astrology Consultation and we'll discern which lessons this month wants you to leave behind so that 2026 can become the better than what you've imagined.

🎨 'Botanical House' and 'LifeForms' Laura Li

πŸͺ Saturn entered Aries at 11:11am in my timezone today, joining Neptune and making the feminine urge to be a whimsical b...
14/02/2026

πŸͺ Saturn entered Aries at 11:11am in my timezone today, joining Neptune and making the feminine urge to be a whimsical badass the nu vibe ✨️

As someone who has a 1h Saturn in my birthchart squaring Neptune, I approve this message.

The entire Neptune in Capricorn (1984-1998) generation gets it too.

And mark my words, we're gonna get it all!

πŸ”† To discuss how you too can build a matriarchy in 2026 and beyond, book your own Astrology Consultation via the link in the comments πŸ‘‡πŸ»

Artwork by Mariano Peccinetti

M - mondayT - tuesdayW - whatT - theF - f**k?!*1 - Question Wednesday enters the chat*Here's your chance to ask me for a...
11/02/2026

M - monday
T - tuesday
W - what
T - the
F - f**k?!

*1 - Question Wednesday enters the chat*

Here's your chance to ask me for a quick Tarot Reading, or even to look at your Astrology Charts for an answer to you current what, where, why question.

πŸ‘‡πŸ» Link is in the comments to get you started.

I don't talk about this much, but.....πŸˆβ€β¬›οΈ I have an exclusive community built for creatives and mages to fly their weir...
10/02/2026

I don't talk about this much, but.....

πŸˆβ€β¬›οΈ I have an exclusive community built for creatives and mages to fly their weird girl flag in.

πŸˆβ€β¬›οΈ It's a place where we play parlour games to get to know each other, collect gems, and then open special gifts.

πŸˆβ€β¬›οΈ It's where we get our inspo from to show up as our next level favourite self each week.

πŸˆβ€β¬›οΈ It's the Tarot Society!

And you're invited to try it for free for 7 days.

You can only get the secret join links directly from me, so if you want in, then drop a black cat πŸˆβ€β¬›οΈ in the comments.

πŸ₯’ Venus and Uranus are twerking the gerkin just to ruffle some feathersπŸ„ In mix-matched signs they dance it up, assuming...
08/02/2026

πŸ₯’ Venus and Uranus are twerking the gerkin just to ruffle some feathers

πŸ„ In mix-matched signs they dance it up, assuming that everyone wants to see more of their particular brand of attention seeking and they are absolutely right!

🌢 We need more movers and shakers in the world.

More people pouring colours into the cracks of conformity.

Waking up the sodden earth.

πŸ’ƒ And dancing like everyone's watching!

Xxo

Art 'Blind date' by Vera De Gernier and 'Simple, rapide, efficace' by Mareen Bam Boogaloo.

Australian 1990's teenagers were in a toxic relationship with dewberry and I can prove it!πŸŒ™ This weekend the body shop a...
05/02/2026

Australian 1990's teenagers were in a toxic relationship with dewberry and I can prove it!

πŸŒ™ This weekend the body shop are bringing back their iconic scent, and the Moon will trigger the entire Pluto in Libra generation to turn back into the angsty savages that we were!

🐬 Pisces and Neptune are rising as stores open and that teenage dream of become some kind of marine biologist water bae will come flooding through the doors, just as the ultra sweet perfume once lingered within the walls of every highschool classroom.

πŸ§πŸ»β€β™€οΈ Women in her 40's will be nostrils deep in the new product range, inhaling deeply like nostalgic coke fiends getting a fix.

πŸ’œ My favourite part (and this bit gives me chills!) is that the next generation of dewy skin adolescents will be slathering themselves all over in this stuff while we aren't looking.

πŸ˜† As if we won't smell it on them!

26/01/2026

πŸ”± Can't sleep, Neptune is going into Aries...

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