22/12/2025
Keep being an idiot. It's making them rich.
I've been in the trenches for 40 years, and frankly, I'm disgusted.
I'm tired of being polite while I watch you get robbed in broad daylight by charlatans, influencers, and "experts" who couldn't tell you the first thing about actual human physiology.
You want the truth? Most of you are too lazy to handle it. You'd rather swallow a lie than lift a finger.
I see it every day. I show people peer-reviewed research. I show them real-world results—Type 2 Diabetes put into remission. My clients get results because they do the work.
But the moment an influencer promotes a "Magic Pill" or a doctor offers Ozempic, you're gone.
Why? Because Ozempic is easier. Because believing a 20-year-old on TikTok is easier than doing the research I put in front of you. You don't want health. You want a shortcut that doesn't exist.
You're being played.
I see you buying WPI that's "fortified" with garbage. You think 5mg of Vitamin C is going to stop the flu? You think a "drizzle" of potassium and Magnesium Oxide—which is basically a cheap laxative—makes your protein "superior"?
It's called "fairy dusting." They put a microscopic amount of an ingredient in the tub so they can put it on the label and charge you a 300% markup.
And you fall for it. Every. Single. Time.
If I had no soul, I'd be retired on a yacht by now.
I'd sell you a "Quantum Teleportation Crystal."
I'd tell you to sleep with it under your pillow and I'll "teleport" the results of my 2-hour workout into your body while you dream.
The sad part? Half of you would buy it. You'd eat clean just to "keep the crystals 'signal' clear," lose 5kg, and then tell your friends the "Magic Rock" worked.
That's how gullible you've become.
Unfortunately for me, and fortunately for you, I have the ethics they don't have. That's why I haven't retired on a Greek island yet.
I'm the one telling you the truth that doesn't sell: There is no magic pill. There is no shortcut.
If it's not on this list, you're just buying expensive urine:
Creatine (just creatine—not "advanced formulas")
Magnesium (glycinate or citrate—NOT oxide)
Vitamin D3
Omega-3 (actual EPA/DHA content)
Protein powder (WPI or WPC—nothing else needed)
Zinc (if you're actually deficient)
B12 (if you're vegan or elderly)
That's it. Everything else is marketing.
Go ahead. Keep looking for the easy way out. Keep buying the "fortified" garbage and the Ozempic dreams.
But don't come to me wondering why you're still broken when the "magic" wears off.
I'm looking for the 1% who are ready to stop being victims.
The others? Well... good luck with it.
But if you really are interested in that 'crystal,' let me know. There's a Christmas special at the moment. Guaranteed to get results.
The Mariolis Method: MOVE.THINK.EVOLVE.
Not Another App. Real Coaching. REAL RESULTS ... no crystals.