04/23/2026
Ever taken something in the name of ‘getting lean’ and the outcome had you running to the bathroom and/or having to change your pantaloons IYKYK….read on, I promise you don’t want to miss this one…..
If you grew up in the 80s and 90’s, you probably remember the Magic 8 Ball.
You’d shake it, ask a very serious life question, like “Should I say yes to the boy who just asked me out?” and wait for your answer to magically appear.
Fast forward to today, and not much has changed… except now the “Magic 8 Ball” is Google, social media, and quick-fix solutions promising to solve our symptoms overnight.
Feeling tired? Take this.
Hormones off? Try that.
Not sleeping? Here’s the answer.
And to be clear, there are some great products and knowledgeable people out there. But there’s also a lot of noise. And a lot of it is directed at women who are simply trying to feel better in their own bodies.
The amount of money I’ve spent over the years on quick fixes? It makes me cringe a little (actually, a lot) There’s been moments of frustration, exhaustion, and yes… vulnerability… where clicking “add to cart” felt like the easiest answer. Especially when it was someone I “knew” online sharing her success, telling me she took X or did X and now feels incredible.
But what often isn’t shared is the full picture; changes to nutrition, medical support, therapy, coaching and consistency behind the scenes.
And when that one thing doesn’t “work,” it can leave you feeling discouraged… and reaching for the next solution.
Ask me about the pills I took years ago…that literally made you sh*t your pants. A few of us girlfriends tried them together; calling each other and laughing (crying inside) about actually sh*tting our pants…..”soya, soya sh*t your pants did ya”, was said over and over as we laughed and changed our pants! FUN!
Lasting change comes from the basics:
Fueling your body consistently
Eating enough protein and fiber
Paying attention to how foods actually make you feel
And that’s exactly why your approach needs to be individualized.
You don’t need a magic answer.
You need the full picture.
No shaking required.