02/14/2026
😼 2-Year-Old Stud on the hunt for a Valentine 💌
No strings attached… unless it’s attached to a toy.
📍 Lethbridge Pet Hospital | 🔥 Emotionally available between naps
Clinic cat with a dad bod (it’s all fur), zero insecurities, and a commitment style best described as:
“I’ll text back after this nap… and the next one.”
I spend my days supervising licensed professionals, waging personal vendettas against innocent garbage cans, and locking unblinking eye contact until you feel spiritually chosen.
💒 Love language: weaponized purring, unbroken eye contact that feels illegal, and stealing your seat just to prove I can.
🚩 Red flags: disappears mid-date for a “quick nap,” eats mystery crumbs off the floor like a dare, sheds with zero remorse.
💚 Green flags: will permanently sabotage your standards for other cats, loyal to warmth and snacks, elite cuddler only when it benefits me.
Double-tap if you’re cool being my Valentine… until a sunbeam, printer, or sandwich steals my attention. 🐾💘