02/03/2026
17!
Sarcastic in all the right ways. Dark humor type hilarious. Marches to her own beat quirky. Lives in her dark little cave of a room hermit. And doesn’t give a f**k whether we understands her vibe or not. She moves through the world on her own frequency: unbothered, unimpressed, and completely uninterested in fitting in.
This is the same kid who used to line up and color code everything, who needed her world sorted and precise. Now her room looks like creative chaos and somehow she thrives in it. The little girl who fought sleep like it was a personal attack now treats it like a sacred ritual. Her evolution over 17 years has been wild.
She has always had a mind of her own. You cannot force her into a mold. If she wants something, she goes after it not because it’s acceptable, but because it’s hers. And there were seasons when I worried, when the future felt uncertain. But sitting here today, I don’t see fear, I see strength. I see resilience. I see a bright, expansive road ahead of her.
Keep carving your own path. Keep questioning everything. Keep challenging status quo and pi***ng people in the process. Keep living in your cave of darkness if that’s your vibe. Just promise me you’ll occasionally come upstairs for snacks and a hug.
Happy birthday kid. 🎈 🍰 ❤️🩹🎉
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