04/15/2026
My dog has been shadowing the superintendent lately and I’m starting to think he’s taking the job very seriously.
He follows him around like he’s in training, supervises every task, and stands there like, “yes, this is up to code.”
At one point he just planted himself beside him like a proud little assistant, as if he’s about to clock in and start collecting rent.
Honestly, I don’t know who’s in charge anymore—but if you hear barking, just know it’s the new assistant superintendent handling business.