29/12/2025
🚨 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT / DESPERATE PLEA 🚨
Can anyone help us replenish our stock of LONG CUT shredded paper?
The Christmas Elves have clearly committed a crime, because we’ve gone from having a good supply to ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Gone. Vanished. P**f. 🧝♂️✨
It must be LONG CUT paper (not cross-cut, we beg you 🙏) as it’s used as comfy bedding for some of our animals, including one dog who will happily swallow blankets, yet mysteriously leaves shredded paper completely alone. Science can’t explain it.
If you, your office, or your overly enthusiastic shredder can help us out, we would be eternally grateful (and so will the animals).
Please. We’re running on hope, desperation, and empty shred bins. 😅