Haggis Horde

07/02/2026

HAVE YOU BEEN TO Spectra IN Aberdeen yet? We went haggis spotting. Think these may be haggis in disguise???? Just sharing the flowers because they are sooooo pretty !

31/01/2026

A haggis has been thrown 66 metres.
This is a documented fact.

The real question is: which haggis was it?

The Concise Field Guide to the Haggis of Scotland confirms there are several strong contenders…

Place your bets (and defend your choice) in the comments 👇

25/01/2026

Today is the day you are thinking why don't I own That amazing book
The Concise Field Guide to the Haggis of Scotland and its matching fantastic tea towel. Which do you think Robert Burns liked the best?

25/01/2026

Have you read our book
The Concise Field Guide to the Haggis of Scotland
It has tasting notes on each Haggis species means no Haggis actually needs to be harmed

🚨 BURNS NIGHT SUSPENDED — NATIONAL HAGGIS DAY DECLARED 🚨

In a historic announcement this morning, following last week’s Wild Haggis Rebellion, the Scottish Government confirmed that January 25 will now be observed as National Haggis Day, marking a major cultural shift in how the nation approaches its most iconic dish.

A spokesperson for the Greater Highland Haggis Council said:

“We appreciate poetry.
We respect tradition.
But we draw the line at ceremonial consumption.”

Under the new policy, Burns Night has been “paused” until further notice, and the following temporary measures will be introduced nationwide:

• Haggis will be celebrated — not eaten
• Address to a Haggis has been replaced by Apology to a Haggis
• Bagpipes will play soft, reflective tunes only
• Neeps and tatties will remain, but only “as a respectful accompaniment”

And in a move described as “non-negotiable”, the haggis have requested the traditional main course be replaced with Tunnock’s Teacakes, served ceremonially, on a platter, like the nation intended.

Supermarkets across the country have already reported mass panic-buying of Teacakes, as Scots attempt to show goodwill without causing further diplomatic incidents.

Meanwhile, councils have begun removing ceremonial swords from Burns Supper venues “as a precaution.”

The rebellion is over.
The haggis have won. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

24/01/2026

Its the day before the most important day coming up for the dear old Haggis. Which one is your favourite! Do you still need the book to help you find out more! Happy Burns Eve !!!

06/07/2025

Who is going to the Echt Show Haggis Horde will be there! giving you all your cheeky Haggis needs come and seeeee us!
12th July!!! https://www.facebook.com/share/15jHiCaEhx/

01/07/2025

We had a lovely day in the sunshine at Udny Community Trust Company Ltd and Cafe48 Summer fayre on Saturday it was a delight ! If your interested in catching your friendly Haggis Horde experts in person we will be at the Echt Highland show on the 12th July. more news to come !

23/06/2025

very excited to be here on Saturday! who can make it ? Will you be haggis spotting! Come and say hello Udny Community Trust Company Ltd summer fayre

5️⃣ It's only five sleeps until the Udny Community Summer Fayre! 🌞
Join us for a day of fun, entertainment and games with pony rides from NMW Riding Academy, a bouncy castle, candy floss from Formartine Youth Project, a Toy Takeaway from Udny Swaps, delicious food and refreshments from Cafe48 plus much, much more!

We'd like to give a shout-out to all the community groups, businesses, organisations and individuals who will be coming together to provide a memorable day out for everyone in our community. As well as those already mentioned, we'll be joined by:

✨ Udny Climate Action
✨ Pitmedden Tiny Tots Playgroup
✨ Friends of Pitmedden School
✨ Friends of Wood RecyclAbility
✨ Yee's Hung Ga Ellon Branch Kung Fu
✨ Aberdeen Science Centre
✨ Digital Unity Hub
✨ Co-op
✨ North Mains Farm Shop
✨ Kiera's Crochet
✨ Casellie candles
✨ Subrena's Studio
✨ Aberdeen University Ageing Clinical & Experimental Research
✨ Udny Community Shelf
✨ Threads & Yarns
✨ Udny Repair Cafe
✨ 1st Udny Guides
✨ 1st Udny Boys Brigade
✨ Social Juice
✨ Udny Woodturners Club
✨ We Too SC045895
✨ Haggis Horde

Apologies, tagging is not working for all groups but if you're on this list and not tagged, tag yourselves in the comments! ⬇️

15/06/2025

11/06/2025

Spotted in the local shoppie do you think drinking this will make you catch that haggis quicker !

I would say it could help but all you really need is the fantastic book
"The Concise Field Guide to the Haggis of Scotland "