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23/04/2026

Ahhh dog walking life…

where shared spaces are apparently only shared when it suits one person’s agenda 😭🐕

So I’m out with my group.

Everything is managed. Distances are good. Dogs are working well. We’ve found our rhythm. It’s calm, it’s structured, it’s actually going nicely.
And then I see them.

The “this path belongs to me and my very important reactive dog” duo.
Now to be clear — reactive dogs are not the issue.

Dogs having feelings? Completely valid.

Dogs needing space? Totally understood.

But this particular vibe is different.

This is: “This entire countryside exists for my dog’s emotional stability, and everyone else should disappear immediately.”

We’re talking full entitlement energy.
They spot us first.

Instant reaction:

⚔️ stiff body language
⚔️ scanning for perceived threats
⚔️ marching directly towards the only gap we could use
⚔️ aggressively occupying the exact space we were already moving through

And then comes the instruction:

“PUT YOUR DOGS ON LEADS!”

Right.

Because obviously my calm, structured group should immediately evacuate the entire landscape because your dog has decided we are now part of its personal storyline 😭

So we do what we always do.
We manage distance. We adjust. We try to de-escalate the situation like we’re negotiating international peace.

And still…

They keep coming.

Not because they need to pass.

But because they’ve decided that standing still anywhere near us is unacceptable

And here’s the irony that never fails to land:

These are often the same people who, if their dog wasn’t reactive, would be the exact ones letting it barrel over shouting: “He’s friendly!! Don’t worry!! He just wants to say hello!!”

So depending on the day, the same dog is either:

• entitled to everyone’s space
or
• entitled to nobody’s space unless it’s your dog’s space

There is no in-between.

Just rotating rules based on mood and proximity.

Meanwhile my group is:

• doing their best
• reading the situation correctly
• trying not to get caught in someone else’s emotional weather system

And I’m stood there thinking: We’re all trying to help our dogs here…

but only one side seems to think that includes controlling everyone else’s behaviour 😭

Because here’s the truth:

A reactive dog needing space is fair.
A reactive dog demanding everyone else rearrange the world for them is not.
We can’t all walk in the same place at the same time and pretend only one dog matters.

So yes…

Reactive dogs deserve space.
Absolutely.

But so does everyone else.
Including the group you’re actively marching towards like a furry declaration of territorial rights.
Dog walking isn’t a turf war.
It’s just… walking.
Preferably without the courtroom drama halfway across a field 😅

22/04/2026

Oh. What a shocking twist. Truly unprecedented. Nobody could have predicted this. Apart from… literally everyone. 🫠

It’s always the same storyline.
They’ve found someone on a local Facebook group called something like
“Debbie’s Deluxe Dog Sleepovers & Occasional Eyelash Extensions” offering boarding at £15 a night, including “sofa cuddles” and vibes. 💸🐕

Fast forward a fortnight and Debbie has:

• Cancelled a stay because “something’s come up” (no further details, ever)
• Sent one blurry photo… of a completely different dog
• Asked mid-stay if your dog “normally eats?”
• Let them sleep wherever (including… outside? unclear)
• And once messaged: “he seems lovely but is he meant to be this… energetic?”

But now Debbie has “closed bookings indefinitely” (translation: absolutely overwhelmed by the reality of dogs being… dogs).

And here they come… back to you. 🥰

“Hi! Do you have any availability? We’d love to use you! We were paying £15 a night… could you match that?”

Ah yes. Of course.

Because I too enjoy running a fully licensed home boarding service at a financial loss, while providing:

🏡 A safe, secure home environment
📋 Licence, insurance, DBS checks, inspections
🧠 Behaviour knowledge and proper management
🚪 Secure set-up, routines, introductions done properly
📞 Emergency cover, vet runs, updates, actual accountability

All for roughly the price of a meal deal and a packet of crisps. 🤡

It’s the surprise that really sells it.

The genuine confusion that:

• The cheapest wasn’t the most reliable
• The unlicensed wasn’t the safest
• The “loves dogs” wasn’t the most knowledgeable
• And the professional doesn’t charge the same as Debbie and her spare sofa

If you want a safe, structured, professional home-from-home…
You can’t shop in the bargain bin and then act stunned when it all goes a bit… feral. 🍾🚰

I don’t compete on price.
I compete on professionalism.
And oddly enough, that involves charging accordingly.

Because when your dog is anxious, or won’t settle, or needs medication, or something goes wrong at 11pm on a Sunday…

You don’t want the cheapest.
You want the one who knows exactly what they’re doing… and answers the phone. 📞

So yes, I’d absolutely love to help.
At my rate.

Debbie’s rates are still available through Debbie…
…assuming she hasn’t taken up nails full time 😉🐾

21/04/2026

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21/04/2026

Ahhh dog walking life…

the job that looks like fresh air, wagging tails, and wholesome countryside moments…

and is actually a daily obstacle course designed by chaos 😭🐕

Today’s issue: THE “MY DOG IS FRIENDLY” INCIDENT

You see it coming from a mile away.
One off-lead dog appears on the horizon.

No recall. No owner within meaningful shouting distance.

Just pure, unregulated enthusiasm heading straight for your carefully managed group like a furry missile.

You do the dance:

• change direction
• cross a road
• vanish behind a hedge like you’ve joined witness protection
• reconsider your entire career choices

And then you hear it…

“HE’S FRIENDLY!”

Brilliant. Fantastic. Love that for him 👍

Meanwhile I’ve got:

• one dog practising advanced avoidance techniques
• one dog mentally drafting a complaint to HR
• one dog spinning like a helicopter on a short fuse

And I’m stood there thinking: Yes. He may be friendly.

But I don’t know him. My dogs don’t know him. And frankly, none of us applied for this interaction.

Because “friendly” is not the issue.

The issue is:

⚔️ no recall
⚔️ no control
⚔️ and full confidence that everyone else will just deal with it

Then comes the part where you politely ask: “Can you put your dog on a lead please?”

And suddenly it’s a debate.

About rights.

About freedom.

About how it’s “just a dog being a dog.”

Yes. And mine are “dogs being dogs” too…

except mine are currently trying not to explode emotionally because your dog has entered their personal space like an uninvited house guest with no manners 😭

It’s the same script every time:

You manage distance.
They close distance.
You ask for space.
They offer commentary.
You leave feeling like the unreasonable one for not wanting a surprise interaction you didn’t consent to.
And the kicker?

If it does go wrong: “Oh my dog has never done that before.”

No.

Your dog has done it before.

Just usually when someone else is trying to have a peaceful walk.

So yes…

Another day in dog walking paradise 🌿🐕

Where “friendly” is not a plan…
recall is not optional…
and space is apparently a controversial concept.

Wouldn’t change it though.

…but I might start charging per unnecessary interaction 😂

21/04/2026

Two dogs snarl over a toy or treat during a walk.

A. ☑️ Pull both dogs apart immediately
B. 🩷 Step in and create distance with calm guidance
C. 😍 Correct one or both dogs
D. 😆 Let them sort it out

20/04/2026

The Stages of Dog Walking… 🐕
(What stage are YOU at then?) 👀

Stage 1: The Dreamer ✨
“This is going to be amazing. Fresh air, cute dogs, loads of exercise… basically getting paid to have a lovely time.”
Owns one lead. Possibly matching outfit. Still smells nice.

Stage 2: The Slightly Overbooked 📅
“Yes I can squeeze one more in!”
Suddenly has 14 dogs, no lunch break, and is power-walking like they’re late for the last chopper out of ‘Nam.

Stage 3: The Equipment Collector 🎒
Why own one lead when you can own 47?
Whistles, long lines, short leads, spare leads, emergency leads… not a clue where half of them came from.

Stage 4: The Human Calculator 🧠
Constantly counting.
“1, 2, 3… where’s Dave… 4… no that’s not Dave… WHOSE DOG IS THAT?”
Can spot a loose dog at 300 metres with military precision.

Stage 5: The Weathered Warrior 🌧
Rain? Fine.
Wind? Fine.
Biblical sideways hail? “Character building.”
Has accepted that being permanently damp is now a personality trait.

Stage 6: The Behaviour Analyst 👀
“That ear flick means he’s about to leg it.”
“That tail wag is suspicious.”
“That spaniel has absolutely no thoughts behind those eyes.”
Knows what’s about to kick off before it even thinks about kicking off.

Stage 7: The Client Translator 📱
Client: “He’s really good off lead.”
Translation: “He’s not been seen since Tuesday.”
Client: “He’s friendly.”
Translation: “Brace yourself.”
Client: “He just pulls a bit.”
Translation: “You’ll be in a hedge shortly.”

Stage 8: The Coffee-Fuelled Survivor ☕
Running purely on caffeine and muscle memory.
Can clip a lead on, open a gate, and dodge a squirrel all at the same time… without blinking.

Stage 9: The Boundary Setter 🚫
“No, I don’t do 6am to 9pm.”
“No, I won’t ‘just quickly’ pop in on a Sunday.”
“No, I don’t charge £10 because Dave down the road does.”
Growth. Maturity. Slight sass.

Stage 10: The Seen-It-All Veteran 🐾
Nothing phases you anymore.
Dog rolls in fox poo? Standard.
Lead snaps? Handled.
Random man shouting about parking? Background noise.
You’ve got stories. You’ve got patience.
And you’ve absolutely googled “jobs where I don’t have to speak to humans”… but never left.

So… be honest…
What stage are you at? 😏🐾

19/04/2026

“It’s Just Walking Dogs Though, Isn’t It?” 🐕

Ah yes. Of course it is.

🌼 Just a gentle little wander. Bit of fresh air. Maybe a daisy or two. Easy money.

🧘 Essentially a spa retreat… but with more barking.

In reality, dog walking and pet care looks a bit more like:

🚐 A van that burns through fuel like it’s trying to qualify for the Olympics

📋 Insurance, licences, DBS checks, training, council rules… and paperwork that breeds overnight

🧠 Constantly counting: dogs, leads, gates, other dogs, children, rogue pigeons, and that one man who materialises out of thin air

🧽 Cleaning mud, slobber, wee, more wee, and… something we’re choosing not to identify

📱 Messages like: “He seems a bit off today, can you keep an eye on him?” (Yes Sharon. I’ve been keeping an eye on him since 2012.)

And then there’s the classic career timeline:

🐾 Lovely dog walker starts full of hope

🐾 Charges peanuts because they’re “just walking dogs”

🐾 Clients try to save 50p like it’s the cost of living crisis Olympics

🐾 Dog walker is broke, exhausted and googling “jobs where no one barks at me”

🐾 Leaves the industry after 18 months and a mild personality change
Rinse. Repeat. Quiet scream into coffee. ☕

Cheap dog walking isn’t cheap.

It’s just someone essentially paying to walk your dog while being dragged through mud by a 30kg chaos gremlin.
Good dog walkers don’t just walk.

They:

✔ Diffuse arguments before they turn into WWE: Dog Edition

✔ Spot injuries before they become “how much?!” at the vets

✔ Return your dog alive, intact, and only lightly fragranced

✔ Venture out in weather that would make a postman reconsider his career

That level of skill?

Comes from experience.

Experience comes from not quitting.

Not quitting comes from being paid properly.

So if you’ve got a dog walker you trust:

🐶 Don’t haggle like you’re on Bargain Hunt

🐶 Don’t compare them to “someone cheaper on Facebook” (there’s always someone cheaper… usually for a reason)

🐶 And if you suspect they’re undercharging… tip them

Tips say: “I see you. I appreciate you. Please don’t disappear mid-week with my dog.”

Because good dog walkers aren’t expensive.

They’re rare.

And your dog would 100% pay more…
…if they weren’t busy eating fox poo and ignoring recall 💸🐾

18/04/2026

What rattles my kennel what really fluffs me off 🐾
Dog walker edition… from the established dog walker side 👇

1. “I’ve just started, charging £5 a walk!”
Ah yes… the race to the bottom. Love that for all of us trying to make an actual living.

2. No insurance, just vibes.
If your business plan is “it’ll probably be fine”… I am stressed on behalf of every dog involved.

3. The 12-dogs-at-once debut.
You’ve been walking dogs for… 3 weeks? But yes, let’s manage a small village worth of spaniels.

4. Copy-paste businesses.
Same name style, same posts, same captions. At this point I’m not sure if I’ve got competition or a fan club.

5. “They’re all friendly!”
Famous last words. That sentence alone has started more chaos than anything else.

6. Sliding into established clients’ DMs.
Bold. Audacious. Slightly embarrassing. Build your own relationships, babe.

7. Thinking it’s easy money.
Wait until winter hits, the mud is biblical, and someone’s eaten something they absolutely shouldn’t.

8. No understanding of group dynamics.
It’s not just chucking dogs together and hoping for the best. That’s not a walk, that’s a gamble.

9. Overpromising everything.
“Any dog, any behaviour, anytime!”
Be serious. Even the dogs are raising eyebrows.

10. Ghosting when it gets hard.
The industry isn’t a phase. Dogs still need walking when it’s raining sideways and your motivation has left the chat.

11. Did I say 10: Reinventing the wheel.
Acting like you’ve discovered dog walking. Meanwhile the rest of us have been out here in the rain since 2012.

Which one winds you up the most? Or what would you add? 👇

18/04/2026

One dog is walking with a tight lead and looks tense while the others are relaxed.

A. ☑️ Keep the pace and ignore it
B. 🩷 Loosen the lead and adjust your position
C. 😍 Correct the dog for pulling
D. 😆 Let the dog walk behind

17/04/2026

Right… rattle my kennel time again… 🤨🐕

People… who see a nervous dog… CLEARLY on lead… CLEARLY creating space… CLEARLY trying to mind their own business…

…and still let their dog charge over like it’s been fired out of a cannon 😭
“Don’t worry, he’s friendly!”

Fantastic. Truly thrilled for you 👍
Mine isn’t.

Mine’s currently weighing up whether today is the day we: A) practise calm coping skills
or
B) absolutely lose the plot in a bush
Spoiler: your off-lead missile isn’t helping the training plan 🙃

You can see us moving away… crossing roads… ducking behind cars like we’re avoiding an ex…

That’s not because we love cardio.
That’s because my dog is doing their best not to panic, and I’m doing my best not to join them 😅

“Aw he just wants to say hello!”
Yes, and mine wants space, distance, and a written invitation submitted 3–5 working days in advance.

Nervous dogs aren’t being “awkward” They’re not “needing to get used to it” They’re trying REALLY hard to cope in a world that feels a bit much sometimes 😤

Every time a random dog charges up, it’s not “socialisation”

It’s: ⚔️ heart rate through the roof
⚔️ stress stacking like Jenga
⚔️ training going straight in the bin
And then people wonder why the dog “suddenly reacted”

It wasn’t sudden. It was predictable.
We’re not asking for much:
✔️ A bit of space
✔️ A bit of awareness
✔️ Maybe… just maybe… control your dog

Pop a lead on. Use a long line. Read the situation.

Because “friendly” without control is just chaos with a smile on it 🤨

16/04/2026

Ahhh dog walking expenses.

The season of sunshine, fresh air, and everything coming back to life…
Including my bank account’s slow, dignified death 💸🐕

You step outside thinking, “Lovely day, bit of sun, dogs will have a nice calm stroll…”

Fast forward a week and: • fuel has gone up again ⛽

• poo bags are now basically luxury items
• insurance has had a little “adjustment” (aka jump scare)
• CPD courses arrive like: “That’ll be £199 please, for learning how not to drown in paperwork”
• equipment? don’t even look at it, it might charge you extra for eye contact

Meanwhile the actual income side is sat there like: “Hi… yes… we’ve decided to stay exactly the same. Hope that’s ok x”

Brilliant. Balanced economy. Love that for us 👍

So we’re out here running a mobile canine logistics operation:

Fueling up like we’re delivering parcels across the country 🚐

Buying poo bags in bulk like we’re preparing for a small apocalypse

Renewing insurance like it’s a personality test we keep failing

And doing CPD so we can legally say we’re still allowed to exist in public 😭

All while pricing stays frozen like it’s been preserved in a museum next to “2019 energy bills” and “pre-chaos optimism”.

And then there’s the actual work day…

You’re juggling leads, dogs, weather systems, emotional support duties, and at least one unexpected wildlife encounter…

Thinking: “I should probably increase my prices.”

Then immediately: “But I also quite like eating.”

So we carry on.

Fuel up, bag up, train up, show up.
And somehow still try to make it look like: “Just a lovely walk in the sunshine” ☀️🐕

Spring might bring growth, energy, and chaos…

But it also brings the annual reminder that running a dog walking business is basically:

• part animal behaviourist
• part meteorologist
• part accountant in denial
• and part professional poo bag financier

Wouldn’t change it though…

…apart from maybe the bit where diesel thinks it’s premium champagne and CPD courses arrive like surprise birthday presents you didn’t ask for 😂

16/04/2026

Meet Dave.

Dave is, technically speaking, a dog.

But emotionally? He’s that bloke in the pub who thinks everyone’s looking at him funny and is absolutely prepared to do something about it.

Dave doesn’t walk with other dogs. Dave assesses threats.

The walk starts well. Tail wagging. Bit of a sniff. Lovely. You think, “Oh, this is nice today. Dave’s in a good mood.”
Dave is not in a good mood. Dave is gathering intelligence.

First dog appears on the horizon. A spaniel. Harmless. Soft ears. Probably volunteers at a soup kitchen.

Dave freezes.

Not in a cute, alert way. In a “this is it… this is where it all goes down” kind of way.

You try the usual: “Dave, leave it.” “Dave, look at me.” “Dave, do you want a treat?”

Dave hears none of this. Dave has already written a full backstory for this spaniel and it is NOT favourable.
Spaniel gets closer. Tail wagging. Friendly. Oblivious.

Dave puffs up like he’s about to audition for a role as “Angry Cloud”.

Then it happens.

A noise. Not quite a bark. Not quite a scream. More like someone trying to start a lawnmower made of rage.
You apologise, of course. “So sorry, he’s just… a bit… funny with other dogs.”

Which is British for: “He would absolutely square up in a Lidl car park.”

You create distance. Dave prances off like he’s just defended the realm.
Ten seconds later, he’s sniffing a daisy like he didn’t just threaten a family pet.
Next dog. Repeat.

At this point, your entire walk becomes a tactical military operation:
Scanning horizons
Crossing roads unnecessarily
Ducking behind parked cars like a dodgy spy

Dave, meanwhile, is living his best chaotic life.

He sees a Chihuahua in the distance and reacts like it’s a rival gang leader. He sees a Great Dane and reacts… exactly the same.

Size means nothing to Dave. Dave has the confidence of a much larger, much more competent dog.

At one point, he startles himself with his own reflection in a car door and has a brief but intense argument with it.

You go home exhausted.

Dave goes home, has a nap, and dreams of all the dogs he bravely offended.

And tomorrow?

Dave will do it all again.

Because Dave isn’t just “a bit of a dick with other dogs.”

Dave is consistent.