08/11/2025
đ¶ What's Your Most Cryptic Crimbo Cracker? đ¶
So here we go againâ
Bublé's baritone assault,
John Lewis flogging sentiment
like it's not their fault.
Same old sonic sedatives,
predictable as debt.
This year I'm after contrabandâ
the stuff you won't forget.
Gimme your Christmas contraventions,
your yuletide irregularities,
the tracks that slipped through Santa's net
and landed in your psyche's lost property.
Forgotten B-sides, genre crimes,
something played on battered decks
in bedsits where the fairy lights
short-circuit like your self-respect.
The weirder, the worthier.
The stranger, the stronger.
Surprise me. Move me.
Make this season last a little longer.
BUT LISTENâ
Christmas ain't all glitter and goodwill.
For some it's isolation's sharpest chill,
a calendar of dread,
ghosts that won't stay dead,
memories that ambush you
when you're just trying to keep your head.
If that's youâif it's all too muchâ
you're not alone in this festive crush.
Samaritans: 116 123
Mind: 0300 123 3393
Shout: Text 85258
SANEline: 07984 967 708 (
Rethink Mental Illness: 0808 801 0525
Mental Health UK & MindOut: Online resources, LGBTQ+ support, Christmas cover
Check in. Reach out.
Music's one way we stay connectedâ
a three-minute reminder
we're all beautifully defected.
Drop your recommendations below.
Sending warmth to anyone who needs itâ
because surviving December
is its own kind of achievement.