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Celebrity sonographer, London (2026)

03/04/2026

How we keep the TVS probe clean and protect you from infection

03/04/2026

“They say once beaten, twice shy” but me? I learnt the hard way 😭

So one fine day, a young lady (about 24 years) came for her 20-week scan.

The request form said routine scan, but as a correct professional, I said: “Madam, at this stage, anomaly scan is better o.”

Now here comes the plot twist.
Routine scan = 5k
Anomaly scan = 25k

She looked at me, smiled, and said: “Let’s do the anomaly scan. I’ll complete the money after.”

🚩🚩🚩 Red flag was waving, but my good heart no allow me see am.

“Please, I’ll transfer the rest once I step out.”

Umunwanyi… I believed her 😭

I did a full premium anomaly scan. Explained everything like NTA news at 9. She stood up, thanked me, and walked out.

Till today, that transfer is still on its way from the village.

End of the month? 20k deducted from my salary

That day, I didn’t just do scan. I scanned my life choices.
Lesson learnt: In God we trust… every other person, PAY FIRST 😭 amadioha ewere gi.

Coconbility.

03/04/2026

Don't make these mistakes as a pregnant woman.

02/04/2026

YES.
That is what happens most of the times.

01/04/2026

Story time

01/04/2026

April will be better than March for us.

31/03/2026

If you’ve been following my stories, then you already know Leboo, yes, THAT Leboo

So one day, I started having this lower abdominal pain.

I just brushed it off like, “maybe it’s something small.”

Few days later, I noticed a change.
My discharge said: “Surprise!!!”

Colour? Greenish-yellow.
I said…
Ah ah??? Excuse me??? What is going on here???!!! 😳😳
Nna this is not normal discharge o.
This one came with CONFIDENCE and CHARACTER
I shouted:
“Atokwanu!!! Wetin be this biko nu???”

I didn’t even form strong woman.
Straight to the hospital. No delay. No consultation with village people. 🚶🏽‍♀️💨

Got there, explained everything.
Doctor said:
“Go and do HVS, STI test and scan.”
I said okay o, let’s investigate this madness.

Scan result came out:
Pelvic organs, PERFECT. Inukwam sentence.

Everything looking innocent like they don’t know what’s happening.

I said “Okay, good so who is the culprit???”

Then STI result dropped
CHLAMYDIA.
HEY GODDDDD!!! 😭😭😭 Chineke Obere ihe anu arum mere.
Anuarum akwgo iko kwata Chlamydia. Heiiiii

I said:
“Chineke nna!!! Leboo don finish me oooo!!!”

I carried my two legs and went straight home to Leboo.
“Bia nwokem, come and explain something to me… WHAT IS THIS???”
Leboo looked me in the eye and said…
“It’s probably toilet infection.”

I just stood there. 😐
TOILET… INFECTION???
CHLAMYDIA???
I said:
“Leboo!!! Are you okay???!!!” 😭

“Have you forgotten who you’re talking to?? I am a medical professional o!”
There is NOTHING like toilet infection causing chlamydia.
Chlamydia = Wongoro Wongoro Transmission ONLY.
So I asked him:
“Leboo… where exactly did you park your wongoro machine???” 🤨
Leboo said:
“Nowhere.”
I said:
“Ah. So it developed legs and went on a journey by itself???” 😭
Because let me remind you.

Before we started dating, I did my tests.
Everything was CLEAR. Clean. Pure. Holy. Obere Iko m kwara with you, Chlamydia just jumped into the equation. As as how?

Now 6 months into relationship

“Leboo, the math is not mathing o!!!”
“The only way I got this is if YOU went to do extracurricular activities!!!”
Leboo started defending himself like lawyer without certificate 😭
I said:
“Chineke gba gi oku!!! Confess!!!”
Long story short…
I carried my dignity, my test result, and my anger…
And I ended the relationship. 🚶🏽‍♀️🔥

But 😭
Love is a very stubborn thing.
Two weeks later
Guess who went back? 🤡
Yes.
Me.
Because I “loved Leboo so much” 😭😂💔

FYI Fiction
Their is nothing like toilet infection. You Pelvic scan can come out normal even if your have PID
.

31/03/2026

Hydration can improve scan quality

31/03/2026

“So… how is this my fault again?” 😂

Let me gist you what happened in my scan room
This patient has been coming for follicular tracking for 6 months.

Every single time no dominant follicle seen.
No problem, right? Let’s continue
Madam only comes ONCE per cycle and guess when?
Day 10
With a 35-day cycle
If you understand you understand.
If you don’t, just stay with me, stay with me.

That day was rainy, I planned peppersoup and yam for dinner. I asked Leboo to buy things and bring to my house. Leboo said no. He would rather come pick me up from work and then drop me at the market. So ezigbote iwe na ewegodim.

The lady who is now a regular at the scan clinic walks in with a scan request that boldly says:

ANOVULATION.
Infact the exact words on the report was. She is not ovulating. Treating her to check ovulation
( English Nne gi na nna gi).

Me: Madam anovulation ke? I have been scanning you for the past months, I cannot remember you not ovulating.

Patient: It’s from your report now. You said I’m not ovulating.

Me: 😳 Show me please.
(She brings it out confidently…)

Me: Ah ah! My sister, where did I write that?
I only wrote: “No dominant follicle seen.”

Patient: So what does that mean??

Me: It means, I didn’t see it on the day you came o
Not that your body said, “No ovulation forever.”

Now the real wahala begins

Patient: But my doctor said it means I’m not ovulating.

Me: Your doctor? Which doctor?

Patient: He treats me with herbs.

Me (in my head): Chineke take the wheel.

Me (out loud): My dear, that one is a herbalist

Patient: Noooo he is a doctor that uses herbs!

Me:Chai. Onye mere anyi ihea

At this point, everything just started making sense.
Why she’s scanning on the wrong day

Patient (now confused):
Anty nurse, but you for explain it to me na.

Me: I always said take your report to your doctor.
How I go know say your “doctor” na herbalist? 😭

Patient: So what should I do now?

Me (trying to gather my remaining strength):
For proper follicular tracking:
You need 3–4 scans per cycle
Not one cameo appearance like Nollywood extra
With your cycle, ovulation is likely Day 19–23

Patient: DAY 19?? 😳
My doctor said women ovulate on Day 14!

Me (in my soul): I don’t get paid enough for this
Me (out loud): Not every woman is the same o.
Cycle length matters.

Patient:
You people in medical field just confuse us.
This one will say one thing, another will say another thing.

Me:Chineke parakwa tule!
So now na me cause confusion??

FYI Fiction.
Follicular scan done the wrong way will obviously give wrong report.

30/03/2026

I will still the beans if 50 people asks me to

30/03/2026

SHE CURS3D HER MIDWIFE 😳

That day started like any other at the scan clinic…
Until she walked in.

Restless.
Pacing.
Breathing fast.
“Please, calm down” I said gently.

Before I could say anything else
She burst into tears.

“Please, why are you crying?”
“My midwife said I will deliver through C/S”
Hmm.
“Okay, relax. What exactly did she say?”

“She said the baby is not staying well after she checked me. She asked me to come for a scan.”

At that moment, I already knew
This wasn’t a conclusion.
This was a second opinion request.
“Let’s check the baby’s position,” I told her.
I placed the probe

Then I saw it clearly.
Cephalic presentation.
Longitudinal lie.
Perfect.
Baby was well positioned.

Before I could even explain
She exploded.

“Na G0d go punish that midwife!” That woman no sabi anything.

I paused.

“Are you sure you understood your midwife?” I asked calmly.

“Because if she asked for a scan, it means she wanted to be sure.”

She hesitated.

Then said,
“She said if the baby keeps staying like that, I may need to consider C/S”

I looked at her.

“Do you realize that what you just said now is completely different from what you said earlier?”

Silence.
“Anty nurse but the scan is showing the baby is fine now”
“Yes,” I replied.
“But do you know the baby could have moved between the time you left her office and now?”
She blinked.
Processing.
“Your midwife wasn’t wrong,” I continued.
“She was preparing you for possibilities not giving you a final verdict.”

“But why mention C/S?” she asked.

“Because sometimes, if the baby remains in an unfavorable position, it becomes the safest option.”

She shook her head.
“I rebuke every spirit of C/S around me!”

I smiled.
“C/S is not a spirit,” I said calmly.
“It is a life-saving procedure. I’m a C/S mum myself.”
Her expression changed instantly.
“Anty nurse, I’m sorry. I didn’t know.”

“Take your report,” I told her.
“And go back to your midwife.”
“Next time, if you don’t understand, ask questions.”
Because one misunderstanding.
Can create fear where there should be trust.
Dear mums and mums-to-be,
Your midwife should be your best friend in your pregnancy journey.

The story is fiction but the part where I said i am a C/S mum is true.
Most women pray against C/S as if it is a plague.
It is life saving. When it is the safest option, please
Consider it.

30/03/2026

Zip zipper zippest… 🤐

My mouth is zipped… but how I wan take keep this kind story??

So I woke up to a call from the clinic:
“Miss E please can you come in today? The person on duty won't make it."

Hot Saturday morning o.
Meanwhile, I don already plan soft life with my then ex, Lebooo 😌
Fine boy, no pimple, tall, handsome complete spec.

I called Leboo:
“Leboo, work just called. I want to go and save lives.”

Leboo: “So work is more important than our already planned date?”

Me: 👀

But deep down I’m like, na only fine Leboo fine. Leboo no get money. Allowance no dey pass 200k.

Anyway, I went to the clinic.

Everywhere was quiet. Just 3 patients.

I finished them sharp sharp and went back to my office.

Next thing, one woman and one man came in.

They paid for pelvic scan.

Madam entered and said:

“Please my husband should stay outside.”

Me: say less

I start scan…
First thing I saw
MASSIVE subserous fibroid.

I didnt say a word. Professionalism first.
Complete my scan protocol.

Then BOOM

Pregnancy inside the uterus.

I say ah ah 😳

When I finished, I explained everything.
Madam went quiet for a few minutes

Then she leaned in and whispered:

“Aunty please don’t tell my husband.”

Me: 👀
“Don’t tell him what?”

“That I’m pregnant.”

My spirit left my body small

I said okay, trying to be calm.

Then she dropped the real bomb

“The baby is not his.”

Omooooooooo 😭😭😭
Omooo, omo x 10000

She continued:
“We’ve been trying for 4 years. He refused tests. He keeps blaming my fibroid,so I tried someone else.”

At this point, I didn’t know if I’m a sonographer or a confession box.

I told her:
“Even if I don’t tell him, I will still write a report.”
She said:
“We are not collecting report oh!”

Chineke biko
Umunwanyi a wan finish me today.
Honestly…
I for just go swimming with Lebooo 🥲

FYI Fiction.
Infertility is not always a woman problem.

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