Captain Tootys Biker Smiles page

Captain Tootys Biker Smiles page Captain Tootys Chat page, every one with a love of 2, 3, or 4 wheels welcome am one of the most "down to earth" admins you will ever meet. I stick to my values.

There is nothing about me (or what I own) that is any better than anyone else. That said, I do strive for excellence in everything I do, as I think everyone should. As admin, I have studied every brand of motorcycles there is, to "qualify" myself to run a biker page. Also owned well over a 100 bikes, and to date 79 trikes, most makes, I've been riding nearly 50 years. I love ALL brands, and think each one has a specific function for the rider in question. I say this as humble as possible - don't compare brands on this page. You won't like the outcome. Harley and Yamaha are my personal favorites, but I don't promote ANY brand, because I think it's irrelevant. I like Harley because it SCREAMS "Bad Boy", and always will. I like Kawasaki because the brand has never changed hands, and the owner is a stickler for quality - (can you say "Samaria sword?"). But I buy used - I look for bikes & trikes in need of a little TLC. Once a bike/trike has been sold, every bit of money spent on it goes back into the community. Being a disabled Biker/Triker myself I understand what its like to want to keep the lifestyle, the way of life our hearts want, but sometimes can't quite find. after being given early medical retirement from government service, I now dedicate my time to helping others stay sane, in this crazy world. If you need help, advice, a friend, just ask. Trikes for sale, just ask, I always know someone selling, and feel free to advertise on this page.

14/12/2025

The Sunday Morning Smile :
A State Trooper was patrolling late at night off the main highway:

At nearly midnight, he sees a couple in a car, in lovers' lane, with the interior light brightly glowing. He carefully approaches the car to get a closer look. Then he sees a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He immediately notices a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails.
Puzzled by this surprising situation, The trooper walks to the car and gently raps on the driver's window.

The young man lowers his window. "Uh, yes, Officer?"

The trooper asks. "What are you doing?"

The young man says. "Well, Officer, I'm reading a magazine."

Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the trooper says. "And, her, what is she doing?"

The young man shrugs. "Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails."

Now, the trooper is totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a lover's lane and nothing is happening!
The trooper asks. "What's your age, young man?"

The young man says. "I'm 22, sir."

The trooper asks. "And her, what's her age?"

The young man looks at his watch and replies. "She'll be 18 in 11 minutes." 😂

13/12/2025
13/12/2025

The Silly Saturday Smile :
Irish animal rights protesters broke into a Turkey farm outside Dublin last night, they escaped with 5,000 Turkeys... a spokesman for the gang said "We will be releasing the birds back into the wild, just as soon as they have been defrosted !!!!

12/12/2025

The Freaky Friday Smile:
It's so cold I actually saw a lawyer walking round with his hands in his own pockets ❄️🤔

11/12/2025

EUROPEAN S3X
Italian: "When I finish making love to my girlfriend I go down and gently tickle the back of her knees and she floats 6 inches above the bed in ecstasy!" Frenchman: "Zat is nothing, when I finish wit ze girl ah kiss her all ze way down her body and zen lick ze soles of her feet and she floats 10 inches above
ze bed in ecstasy."
Englishman: "When I'm finished sh****ng me bird I wipe me kn'b on the curtains and she hits the F@ roof!"

11/12/2025

The Thirsty Thursday Smile:
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman.
Boy: Why do you look so fat?
Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.
Boy: Is it a good baby?
Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.
Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

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