12/01/2026
5 years ago I looked homeless.
If you'd asked me to smile for a photo I'd have found 10 excuses why I didn't want to be in it.
I knew my teeth were crooked.
I hated the way I looked but for ages but I did nothing about it.
I told myself it wasn't that bad and just got on with it.
Around the same time I started to lose my hair.
Probably years of slapping on way too much 79p wet look gel from the newspaper shop up the road.
If you fast forward to now however.
You can't get my out of the picture.
I'm photo bombing random strangers on the street just so there can be more evidence of how awesome my teeth look now.
I've embraced going bald and shave it down to a 1 on my razor so it looks smooth and clean like Jason Statham.
That one adjustment that I invested in has probably sky rocketed my confidence ten fold.
Now, if I'd tried to do this myself we might have been looking at Jason Statham type scene with blood everywhere but I thought better of it and paid a very expensive dentist to take me through Invisalign treatment over an 18 month period.
It required multiple trips for check ups, measurements, consultations and they mapped out the full process for me from start to finish.
Final bill was £3,600.
Honestly, don't tell them this but I'd have paid more.
The amount of compliments I've had and still get to this day about how natural they look and non turkey teeth like makes every penny spent worth it.
I don't need 18 months to help you get in the best shape of your life.
I don't need £3,600 in fact I don't even need £360 from you I need £25 to get started.
If you don't like it or think it's s**t I'll give you your money back no questions asked.
Sound fair?