15/11/2025
I don’t just blend incense I bake as well!
It must be approaching Yuletide , I’ve had requests for my Yule log once again 🎄
(Made mine this morning!!!!)
1 cup self raising flour
1 tsp. baking powder
1 cup water
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
2 cups dried fruit
1 bottle Rum
Sample a cup of Rum to taste.
Take a large bowl, check the Rum again to be sure it is of the highest quality then Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer.
Mix the treacle with one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point, it is best to make sure the Rum is still OK.
Try another cup just in case.
Add the flower to the mixcher in the bowel and keep forking it. Fork it and mix it.
Check the Rum is still wet.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the fruit up off the floor, wash it and put it in the bowl a piece at a time trying to count it.
Mix on the turner (If the fried druit getas stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver)
Sample the Rum to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something. Check the Rum.
Now s**t shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the Rum and wipe the counter with the cat.
Have a great day 😂
