MAN v FAT Football Sutton

16/12/2025

💫 THANK YOU! 💫

I’d just like to say a huge thank you to our lads at MAN v FAT Sutton who donated to the toy collection for The Sunshine Ward at Kingston Hospital.

The coaching team hand delivered the gifts this morning and there were TONS! I’m sure the children will be delighted this Christmas that despite being in hospital, will still be receiving gifts! 🎁🎄

A big shout out to Adam, our assistant coach for organising. Your efforts will make lots of young people very happy this year.

16/09/2025

17/08/2025

Today we played a pre season friendly against a newly formed Wimbledon 11s team. Everyone played decent minutes considering the weather today 🔥 and some great football was witnessed. We are looking so much more comfortable on the ball now, and we showed our potential today.

We were really hoping we’d win this game, and managed to bring home a 5-2 win 🏆

A big well done to Owen, today’s MOTM for Sutton who put in a great shift. And also a big Happy Birthday 🥳

Roll on 7th September for our first game of the season at home against Romford.

08/08/2025

Slightly delayed post but I’d like to say a huge congratulations to Kieran of Carbshalton Athletic 🔴 for hitting his 5% milestone a few weeks ago! A fabulous achievement and some great weightloss! So well done from me and everyone at the club 👏🏼

01/08/2025

Congratulations to Rapid Viennetta’s 👕 Tom Ainsworth who hit his 5% with us this evening. A huge achievement having only been with us a few weeks. Well done Tom! 👏🏼

30/07/2025

It is with great pleasure that I can confirm Adam Quinton, Dynamo Chicken Kiev’s captain 👚 was successful in getting the Assistant Coaches role at Sutton and is joining the coaching team alongside myself, and our other assistant coach Tom.

I am excited to see Adam excel in this role, and support all of our lads on their weight loss journeys. I know he will be a fantastic addition to the team.

Please all join me in congratulating him on his appointment 👏🏼

18/07/2025

🚨MATCHWEEK 6🚨

We’re into week 6 already! Time flies when you’re losing weight 📉

It’ll be a warm one tonight, but can our teams handle the heat? 🥵

07/07/2025

Are you 35 or over? Are you female? Do you enjoy football? Maybe you have a female relative or friend who would be interested?

As you may know Sutton MAN v FAT are in partnership with Sutton United FC, and they’ve set up some fun friendly female only sessions.

When: Tuesday evenings 6-7pm
Where: Glenthorne High School, SM3 9PS

All abilities welcome to go down and have a kick about ⚽️

Feel free to forward to or tag anyone you think would be interested.

04/07/2025

🚨MATCHWEEK 5🚨

It’s been a long and HOT week this week! ☀️But finally, we reach matchweek number five!

Let’s see who’s been sweating out the kilos shall we? 🥵

20/06/2025

🚨MATCHWEEK 3🚨

How are we already 3 weeks into the season?! They’re coming thick and fast but here we are! 💥

5 top tier games to feast on! (As long as you’re under your season start weight! 😉

12/06/2025

🚨CUPWEEK 1🚨

We’re already 3 weeks into the season and straight into Cupweek number 1! ⚽️

Can reigning champs Blue Moobs United keep their hands on the title, or will we have a new champion? 🏆

It’s a long season, so bare with us. Winner to be revealed soon 👀