19/11/2025
🌼 Daisy is positively an 😇 angel when you read this … 😂🙌😂 just brilliant 🤩
Honest Ad!
Donut aka(he's feckin out again)
11yo tiny chestnut sh*tland
loves kids(eats at least one a day more in the holidays)
great jumper(can clear a stable door from a standstill)
good hunter(will hunt down anything in his field)
make good games pony not afraid of equipment(including electric fence energisers)
very intelligent(can disconnect said electric fence energiser and let all the other horses out)
cheap to keep(is out most of the time eating someone else's grass)
comes to call(then fecks off again)
good to catch(once corralled into a cattle crush)
excellent paces(shows them off show boating when trying to catch him)
no lumps or bumps(but i look like a twigglet thanks to him)
good to load and unload(2 of you can pick him up and put him in,unloads himself even while you're doing 30mph)
good with his feet(fantastic shot,can kick a gnats eye out)
goes barefoot(farrier thought he was cute,lost a finger and refusing to come back)
teeth checked regularly(any changes easily observed by examining imprints on arms/legs/arse)
lives out(refer to good jumper)
lives in a mixed herd(well with ever he feckin wants too)
not bothered by pigs/farm animals(gets in with them regularly)
excellent with farm machinery(his favourite game is chasing you across the field while your driving the dumper trying to bite your arse)
doesn't come with any tack(he ate it)
doesn't come with his wardrobe(he broke it when the kids put him in it trying to send him to Narnia)
Good home wanted(well anyone good enough to collect him)
sad sale due to owners ill health(refer to all the above)
no hoof kickers(he will stamp on your feet quicker than you can get near his)
would part exchange for new fence energiser or therapy sessions.
No texts will be answered
please only email ifonlyicouldgetrid@onlyjoking.com
credit for photo and text Mo Rapley
