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I give general medical advice concerning mostly people so that the world may be a better place.

09/12/2022

Sorry for the late response, I have been doing research for the grlobal pandemic. I will be returning from vacation on Monday the 12th of December. good health.

01/07/2020

Mouth ulcers (the silent killer) are caused by several dangerous activities that are performed by more than half of people with mouths. Here are some tips you can follow to reduce the likeliness of getting a mouth ulcer.

1. Try not to kiss or talk to anyone with a mouth ulcer. Kissing and talking both use the mouth, so if you engage in these activities with someone that is currently suffering from a mouth ulcer, it could spread. Try using sign language or singing.

2. If you see doctor regularly (like me!), make sure to check they don't have a mouth ulcer. Some doctors (not me) will give people mouth ulcers so that they can charge more money in future! Make sure to check your doctors mouth every visit!!

3. If you do happen to get a mouth ulcer, don't panic. Panicking will only increase blood flow to the ulcer, encouraging its growth. Try to meditate or perhaps some yoga, to relax and not worry the ulcer.

I wish all my patients with ulcers good luck! and to have a good health!

13/03/2020

Good Afternoon everybody. I have noticed a lot of fear and rumours going around regarding co-vid 19 (more commonly known as the Corona Virus). I'm happy to say that I can clear up a lot of your concerns and myths about this very viral sickness.

1. The best thing you can do to prevent the spread is to wash your hands regularly. This is because people that get sick are scared of hand soap/clean hands. This will terrify them away from you. They also don't like the sound of running water (similarly to Rabies, another "sickness").

2. If you believe you have symptoms of rabies or Corona Virus, try to isolate yourself from people. Just spending 4 minutes dancing with someone can probably transfer the virus very easily. I would recommend doing solo dances, like the macarena.

3. Many people think that they should be buying lots of toilet paper, to throw over infected houses. This has caused a massive worldwide shortage. Maybe consider donating a roll of toilet paper next time you want to give to a charity? (I've donated 5 rolls to the red cross)

4. On Wednesday, the world health organisation called this disease a panda mic. This is because it started in China, where Pandas are from.

I hope you are all smart and safe about this panda mic.

P.S. Do not visit my clinic. I have recently contracted coronavirus.

23/11/2019

Cat in the hat is not a medically-accurate movie. After watching it I DO NOT RECOMMEND for anyone who likes ACCURATE SOUND MEDICAL ADVICE!!!!

25/09/2019

Many people believe that prescription drugs are different to illegal drugs, when actually they share many similarities. The main difference is that the medicare co-payment does not apply to illegal drugs. However, you can still claim them as a tax deduction!

28/08/2019

I've had many patients visit me recently complaining of flu-like symptoms, including cough, fever, runny nose, tiredness & loss of appetite. Please do not come to my clinic to complain, I am only trying to help.

02/07/2019

This is a public service announcement to announce that Dr. Oates will not be releasing his tax information for the 2018-2019 financial year. Doctors should not have to pay tax as we save lives, and some would consider that to be the biggest tax of all.

Come in today for your free* 4-minute consultation and health assessment!

*Any time over the 4 minutes is charged at $20 per minute. Cash only.

10/04/2019

Nobody:

Sound Medical Advice from Dr. Oates: Have you checked whether or not your vaccinations are up to date? Come in now to be safe for this upcoming dangerous winter season!

09/07/2018

With all the current cold conditions occurring around Australia (and sometimes, the world), I thought it might be a good idea to provide some cold winter facts!

Fact No. 1 - Sometimes if it is too cold, your cells can shut down and die. To stop this, drink some warm coffee or hot chocolate

Fact 2 - Some people believe that you can only get a cold from being in cold weather. This is true! This is because when you are cold, your body is only thinking about how to get warm and it forgets to stop viruses from attacking!!

Fact 3 - In Antarctica it is always winter. Otherwise it would all melt and flood the earth! Be thankful it isn't summer down there!

I've included some helpful winter pictures if it isn't winter where you are as well. Stay winter safe!

06/07/2018

Tag a friend and if they don't respond in 14 minutes they have an incurable disease 🤣

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