Doctors, Engineers Sab bante hain. Mera Beta toh Rajnikant Banega.

14/07/2017

21/01/2017

पत्नी: कहा पर हो...???

पति: accident हो गया हैं,,,हॉस्पिटल जा रहा हु,,

पत्नी: ध्यान रहे,,,! टिफ़िन teda ना हो जायें वरना दाल गिर जायेगी,,

😜😂😜😂

27/01/2015

What a marvelous piece of Speech by .
Who else would have thought he will recite DDLJ's dialogue, take the example of Shahrukh khan, Milkha Singh, Mary kom and Kailash Satyarthi.
Motivating our country's youth, Starting with Namaste, ending with Jai Hind and then meeting all the people one by one.
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India Loves You..

18/10/2014

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11/01/2014

Never Abuse Girls....
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Ha agr gussa aa raha ho to
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"AUNTYJI" bol do....
Kasam se gaali se jyada effect karega...

akHil

11/01/2014

Killer shayaris.......
Using ur brain is strictly & very strictly prohibited..

1) Na jaan Na pehchaan,
Tu mera mehmaan,
And the award goes to A.R.Rehman
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2) Kisiko na thi mere pyar ki khabar,
Kisiko na thi mere pyar ki khabar,
Diagram galat ho gaya, Rubber de Rubber
📊..

3) Teri adao pe mein waari waari,
Dial 139 for railway enquiry...

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4) Na jine ki aarzu na marne ka khauf,
The number you are trying is currently switched off
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5) Apne gamo ko bas dil me daba lo,
Naya godrej powder hair dye,
Bas kaato gholo aur laga lo..

6) Yuh khamosh reh kar tadpogi kabtak,
Cameraman praful ke saath deepak chaurasia AAJ TAK
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7) Mehngai ke is daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo,
Mehngai ke is daur mein karna padta hai apne kharche par kabooo,
Ek chutki sindoor ki kimat tum kya jano Ramesh Babu...

8) Mein hoon yahan Tu hai wahan,
Mein hoon yahan Tu hai wahan,
LIFEBUOY hai jahan Tandurusti hai wahan...

9) Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna,
Blood donate karne se pehle hamesha uska group janchna,
BASANTI in kutton ke samne mat nachna
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10) Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala,
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala,
Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala
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11) Romeo ne Juliet se kaha ek sach,
Romeo ne Juliet se kaha ek sach,
Asali Masale Sach Sach
MDH.....MDH ...!!

12) Aatma Chhod Gayi Shareer Puraana,
Aatma Chhod Gayi Shareer Puraana,
Didi Tera Devar Deewana..

13) Naach Bulbul Naach, tujhe paisa milega
Hum CID se hai, Koi apne jagah se nahi hilega...!!
..akHil...

04/01/2014

10th student : Board me failure ki vajah se su***de...

12th student :- PCM me Percentage kam hone ki vajah se su***de...

ENGINEERING STUDENT :

UNEXPECTEDLY exam mein PASS hone ki
over excitement se heart fail !!! xD

07/12/2013

एक टीचर ने मजाक में बच्चो से कहा
जो बच्चा कल स्वर्ग से मिट्टी लायेगा, मैं उसे इनाम दूँगी..!

अगले दिन टीचर क्लास में सब बच्चों से पूछती है.

क्या कोई बच्चा मिट्टी लाया?

सारे बच्चे खामोश रहते हैं...

एक बच्चा उठकर टीचर के पास जाता है और कहता है,

लीजिये मैडम, मैं लाया हूँ स्वर्ग से मिट्टी..!

टीचर उस बच्चे को डांटते हुए कहती है;

मुझे बेवकूफ़ समझता है..कहाँ से लाया है ये मिट्टी..?

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रोते रोते बच्चा बोला -" मेरी माँ के पैरों के नीचे से.............. akHil

02/11/2013

Kitna ajeeb hai logo ka andaj-e-mohabbat…..
Roj 1 naya zakhm dekar kehte hain “APNA KHYAL RAKHNA.”

07/09/2013

Rajnikant ne ROBOT film
Q banayi
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Qki wo dikhana chahta
tha ki
AURAT sirf AADMI ka hi
nahi
MACHINE ka v DIMAAG
kharab kar sakti
hai.

09/08/2013

rOnaldo tO rAjnikaNt....
ronAldo:- agar me ball ko ek kick
maaru
naa to wo 10 min tk ghumti rhti
h.....
rAjnikaNt :- hEy RascaLa, tEko ye
nhI pata
k earth abhI tk q ghum rha h...
mind iT..

06/08/2013

Who can stop 500 cars
with one hand .??
Ans-It’s traffic
Police..!!

sab kuch rajnikanth
nahi karega