Laught but dont die (2026)

23/07/2025

This woman was almost beaten to death Monday after a drunk man accused her of stealing manhood in Jos, Plateau State.

How could sane people in this age and time believe that it is possible to steal someone's manhood right inside his trouser? And for them to believe a drunkard?

The drunkard allegedly accused the woman of stealing his p***s, not knowing that his p***s was inside his trouser.

According to information, when the truth came out after the yeye man became sober and they found his small 'something' still dangling between his legs, his family quietly apologized to the woman and offered to take her for treatment.

Now the questions are:

What if the mob had killed the innocent woman who is said to have some mental health challenges, would the be swept under the carpet?

What would have happened to her own family and children if she has any?

When will our people learn to stay away from mob action?

©Plateau Watch

26/05/2025

MTN came to Nigeria at a time when nobody wanted to invest in Nigeria, at a time when Nigerians did not have phones. Even Zenith Bank refused to loan MTN cash to operate, UBA rejected MTN's offer but today see the difference. What about Cowbell?

When they came to Nigeria, they made milk in a sachet, Peak was laughing at them - they said Cowbell was milk for the poor - but they were right! 3-million poor people could afford N10 a day for a sachet of milk. Do the mathematics - 3 million people buying milk at N10.00- that was N30million every single day. In a month they grossed N900million (almost N1billion). Even Peak had to make sachet milk in order to survive in the market.

So what have people told you? What have they said you cannot do, or you do not qualify for, or you do not have experience for? They told Cowbell, they told MTN, but today the story has changed. I have a feeling something is changing for you today! They will change their strategies just to keep in step with you. Don't listen to what people are saying or what life is showing you. YES, YOU CAN!!!

Success is not about where you graduated from, or what grade you graduated with, but what graduates out of you. Keep the spirit UP..

BE INSPIRED.

15/01/2025

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1.Be good to people even when it seems people aren't good to you.
2.Listen to people even when you have a lot on your mind.
3.Show empathy to people even when no one feels your pain.
4.Stay positive even when life seems overwhelming.
5.Help others without expecting anything in return.
6.Be patient with others, even when they test your limits.
7.Offer a smile even when you don't feel like it.
8.Be kind to yourself, even when you make mistakes.
9.Speak words of encouragement, even when facing your own struggles.
10.Give your best effort, even when no one is watching.
11.Be humble even when success comes your way.
12.Stand up for what's right, even when it's not the popular choice.
13.Forgive others, even when they don't ask for it.
14.Be generous, even when you don't have much to give.
15.Stay strong for others, even when you're feeling weak.
16.Be honest, even when the truth is difficult to share.
17.Show gratitude, even when life isn't perfect.
18.Keep learning, even when you feel you've reached your limit.
19.Offer your time, even when you're busy.
20.Stay true to your values, even when faced with challenges.

Encouragement:
In life, we are often faced with difficult situations that test our patience, kindness, and resilience. However, it's the small acts of goodness—whether it's showing empathy, listening, or staying humble—that create meaningful change. Your actions, even when they seem unnoticed, have the power to inspire others and make the world a better place. Stay true to your principles, continue helping others, and remember that every kind gesture counts. The world needs more people who spread positivity and compassion, and that person can be you.
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03/12/2024

THE HARDEST PART OF MARRIAGE NOBODY TELLS YOU

Marriage may look like a dream from the outside, but stepping into it reveals unexpected challenges. Many focus on romance but neglect to prepare for the realities that can make or break a marriage. Here are five often-overlooked truths about marriage:

1. Staying Faithful
Temptation increases in marriage, especially during moments of emotional or physical distance. Faithfulness requires self-control and discipline—qualities that marriage alone cannot instill.

2. Sexual Compatibility
Sexual harmony isn’t automatic. Differences in libido or experience can create tension. Patience, communication, and mutual understanding are essential to navigate this aspect.

3. Money Issues
Finances can strengthen or strain a marriage. Transparency and teamwork in money matters are crucial to avoid conflict and build trust.

4. Unmet Expectations
Marriage rarely aligns perfectly with expectations. Flexibility and acceptance are key to handling changes like physical transformations or shifting priorities.

5. Managing Differences
Even small habits can cause friction. Tolerance and compromise are necessary to reconcile differences and maintain harmony.

Final Thoughts

Marriage is a journey filled with both joy and trials. Beyond romance, it requires resilience, commitment, and preparation for life’s inevitable challenges. With the right mindset, it can become one of life’s most fulfilling experiences.

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28/11/2024

THE SECOND VULTURE:

In the 1990's there was a widely circulated photo of a vulture waiting for a starving little girl to die and feast on her corp. That photo was taken during the 1993/94 famine in Sudan, by Kevin Carter, a South African photojournalist, who later won the Pulitzer Prize for this 'amazing shot'.

However, as Kevin Carter was savouring his feat and being celebrated on major news channels and networks worldwide for such an 'exceptional photographic skill', he lived just for a few months to enjoy his supposed achievement and fame, as he later got depressed and took his own life!

Kevin Carter's depression started, when during one of such interviews (a phone-in programme), someone called in and asked him what happened to the little girl. He simply replied, "I didn't wait to find out after this shot, as I had a flight to catch..." Then the caller said, "I put it to you that there were two vultures on that day, one had a camera".
Thus, his constant thought of that statement, later led to depression and he ultimately committed su***de.

Kevin Carter could have still been alive today and even much more famous, if he had just picked that little girl up and taken her to the United Nations Feeding Center, where she was attempting to reach or at least take her to somewhere safe.

Today, regrettably this is what is happening all around the world. The world celebrates stupidity and inhumane act, at the detriment of other.

Kevin Carter should have taken the girl away from that place, which will cost him nothing, yet he didn't. Here is the inhuman posture, "he had all time to take his shot, but he had no time to save the girl's life".
Thus, we must all understand that, the purpose of life, is to also touch lives.

So are you too a Vulture. In whatever we do, let humanity come first, before what we stand to gain out of the situation.

In all we do let's always think of others and how we can be of benefit to humanity, how we can lend a helping hand.

02/07/2024

A rich man was once interviewed on an Israeli TV programme. He was a billionaire.

He was asked if he had ever been surprised by anything. He said yes, on one of his many trips around the world, a man shocked him with his belief.

So he began:

In the street of Jerusalem one day, I looked directly inside a synagogue and saw a man extending his clenched palms towards heaven.

It was after the afternoon prayer. Everyone else had finished praying and gone, but he remained praying.

Curious, I went inside the synagogue to see the man's face and I saw him in tears as he was praying fervently.

I waited patiently until he was done with his prayer. Then I asked him *what the problem was.

He said he had an urgent need for $10,000 for his Wife who was in the hospital.

I said, "Is this why you are praying so passionately?" He said yes.

Coincidentally, I had exactly $10,000 in my pocket. So I counted the money and gave it to him.

Without waiting to thank me first, he prostrated instantly to thank GOD. Then he stood up and thanked me too.

Bewildered by his attitude, I told him *how impressed I was. So, I extended my personal card containing my direct line and direct email address.

"I'm impressed by you, anytime you need anything, money...any amount, call me directly and you shall have it."

This man shocked me!! He refused my offer.

The TV host was surprised too. *"Why did he reject your offer?"

"His reason made me a changed man’” answered the young billionaire.

"What was his reason?", the obviously impatient TV host asked.

Well, in his words, he said "No, thanks. I won't call you when I need money or anything else. I will always call the ONE who sent you."

Don't let any man play God in your life - not even your boss. GOD is the Giver and Controller of the Universe. Look only to Him.

I will add, don't ever try to play God in the life of anyone, do your best and move on.

YMY CHEITNUM®️

13/06/2024

A mad man handed his cheque to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw N5000..”

The Male teller told the mad man “For withdrawals less than N10,000, please use the ATM”.

The mad man then asked, “Why?” The teller irritably told the mad man, “These are rules. Please leave if there is no other matter. There is a queue behind you.” the teller then returned the cheque to the mad man.

The mad man remained silent. But he returned the cheque to the teller and said, “Please help me withdraw all the money I have.”

The teller was astonished when he checked the account balance of the mad man through the system. He nodded his head, knelt down and said to the mad man.

“My apologies Sir, you have N3.5 billion in your account and our bank does not have so much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come again tomorrow?"

The mad man then asked, “How much am I able to withdraw now?”

The teller told him, “Any amount up to N300,000.”

The mad man then told the teller that he wanted to withdraw N300,000 from his account.

The teller did so quickly and handed it to the mad man respectfully.

The mad man kept N5000 in his bag and asked the teller to deposit the balance of N295000 back into his account.

The teller was dumbfounded.

Rules are inflexible but we humans can be flexible when the situation requires us to be.

We should not treat people base on their look or how they are dressed.

Rather, we should treat everyone with respect. And never be too quick to judge a book by its cover.

EVERYBODY IS IMPORTANT. STAY LOW AND DON'T OVERRATE YOURSELF..... GOOD MORNING FRIENDS.

30/05/2024

BREAKING NEWS
A man met a girl on WHATSAPP GROUP called Rhoda and they started dating.
Though they haven't seen themselves, he sends her money and airtime for like 3 months.
One day she sent a location in Lagos for them to meet.
Mr. Man lied to his wife and says: "I am going to do a job in Lagos".
Wife said: "Honey don't stress yourself, I am Rhoda"😅😅😅

Guy man has been confused; since morning he is still holding his traveling bag🤩🤩🤩

Abeg, advise him.🤩

13/03/2024

So in one week, the price of indomie dropped from #18,500 to 14500, I guess due to lack of sales.

This is so laughable and at the same time pathetic!!

We nor go still buy until he reach 8k or even less

How much is a park sold in your area?

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06/02/2024

A woman in Ugwuoba Enugu State took her husband's Phone and checked his Facebook activities; she saw romantic chats with women. She sat down and thought of a way to separate him from the women. She came up with a beautiful idea, without even the husband's knowledge. She came up with the following methods
She copied all his chats with one of the women.
opened a new Facebook account with a Male name.
She sent a friend request to the husband, he accepted the request.
introduced herself to him. She said "I'm Nnamdi Chukwuemeka kanu by name, a Member of IPOB Eestern Security Network. I saw all your chats with my wife. I want to warn you to stay away from her if you really want to remain alive. To clear any element of doubt, I have all the chats with me and here they are, you can see.
So , if you don't stop chatting with my wife, I'll slaughter you like goat.
know you. I know your name is Chimezie, your father's name is Ifeanyi, your mother's name Efoma, you have 3 children. Okafor, Chinasa and Nomsu. Orji is your best friend and Uzordima is your neighbor. You are a Lecturer working at University. You also go to work 10:00am with your friend Orji, you follow Zik Avenue and you spend time together. I'm warning you if you dare call, text or chat with my wife again, I will slaughter you like a goat as I said earlier".
The wife was close to him while he read the message. As he was reading it, he kept sniffing and repeating Innalillahi oh my God, oh my God. She asked him what happened, he said nothing. He immediately deleted his Facebook and Whatsapp apps and every other social media app.
The following morning, he went and sold the phone in the market and bought an ordinary Nokia. He told his wife to always wake him when ever it's time for morning devotional prayers.
The woman said since that day, her husband has been observing morning devotional prayers regularly and spending more time with the family.
Isn't that better than settling the matter with a knife?
Hm

26/10/2023

Have you been throwing away POTATO peels....

1. Soak them in cold water overnight and thereafter

2. Add salt, a pinch of sugar and lemon juice.

3. Then leave the mixture under hot sun for 6 hours for the water to evaporate. After the water has evaporated.

4. Wrap the peels in a black polythene bag and wait for 10 minutes before carefully throwing them in a dustbin coz I don't know what you are trying to prepare.

04/09/2023

♥️♥️_Simple Wedding That Will Wow You

"Our civil wedding - we wore what we wanted and had only 4 guests. 100% our expenses.

Our trad- only 4 people in total from my family(including my dad). My wife’s people had the other numbers, maybe 30. 100% our expenses. We kinda compromised for my in-laws.

Our white wedding: strictly by invitation. Everything by our terms. Only 40-60 guests in a private garden. 100% our expenses."

Cc: Solomon Buchi (Twitter)

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