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29/11/2025

back in position ✅

07/10/2025

𝑀𝑎𝑦 𝐻𝑒𝑎𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑟𝑒𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑑 𝑎𝑙𝑙 𝑦𝑜𝑢𝑟 𝑒𝑓𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑠, 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑔𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑡 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑠𝑢𝑐𝑐𝑒𝑠𝑠, 𝐴𝑚𝑒𝑛🙏💚

12/09/2025

URGENT 🚨

There is still ENOUGH FOOD HERE .

Enough Jollof rice to feed even 1000 people .

Hilda BACI has successfully broken another record of cooking Jollof rice in the biggest pot .

We still Dey here Dey chop

Moral lesson : Na person wey sleep Dey loss . I’ll carry enough that I can eat for a week

12/09/2025

S*X WITHOUT FOOD IS HIGHLY ADVICEABLE 👌

11/09/2025

08/09/2025

Why do guys never say they have a girlfriend 🙄

Aunty have you ever said yes you have a salary when a guy wants to gives you money😒 😒

07/09/2025

BREAKING: The person looking at this will become the first millionaire in their household! Claim it!!!!!

07/09/2025

Greetings respective families and friends
🩵❤️🩵❤️🩵❤️🩵❤️🩵❤️🩵❤️🩵❤️🩵
To whom it may concern Today I offer you verse 1-6

The Way of the Righteous and the Wicked
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1 Blessed is the man
who awalks not in bthe counsel of the wicked,
nor stands in cthe way of sinners,
nor dsits in ethe seat of fscoffers;

2 but his gdelight is in the law2 of the Lord,
and on his hlaw he meditates day and night.

3 He is like ia tree
planted by jstreams of water
that yields its fruit in its season,
and its kleaf does not wither.
lIn all that he does, he prospers.

4 The wicked are not so,
but are like mchaff that the wind drives away.

5 Therefore the wicked nwill not stand in the judgment,
nor sinners in othe congregation of the righteous;

6 for the Lord pknows qthe way of the righteous,
but the way of the wicked will perish.

Happy Sunday everyone 💕🩵💚💙

07/09/2025

SUNDAY MORNING UPDATES
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WE JUST FINISHED EARLY MORNING CLASS OMOR Prof no sick oo, na just say today class he wan use wisdom wound us 🤣. GEHGEH DON BUY MY TEACHER SEF 😆 😆 Here’s the 5 funniest hot takes:

1️⃣ If you get money, be kind but no too nice! If person beg you 20k and you get but you talk “No” — no feel guilty. After all you self wey hustle the money na stress you pass through, except you dey collect federal government allocations

2️⃣ You fit use money attract babe, knack her better do*ğğý 💥 and still no give her shi-shi. How? Once she know you get money, she go rush accept once you ask her out. Next step — invite her to ur mansion , finish her for bed 🤣. Then dump am. Boom, mission accomplished!

3️⃣ Never use your money to upgrade any woman who's not your wife, if na all back she Dey plait when you know her, maintain it, no buy her wig, or bone straight cos anything wey make you upgrade her to ur standard, you are building her for another man above ur own standards, because women don't like men “in or below” there standards! Dey want a man above them in terms of everything.

4️⃣ Poor man dey irritate girls! If poor man stop her for road, she fit even go back house vex say “God why today bad like this?” 🤣😆😆😆

5️⃣ Life no be Nollywood film where rich madam marry gateman. Bros, for this real life, if you no get money, wetin your eyes go see pass “season film.” 🎬


No 4 on the list is very vital for my fellow gender who's struggling for a better tomorrow

Lesson of the day: Gehgeh wan kill us with street reality oo, every line na premium breakfast 🤣😆😆

Enjoy your weekend

Gehgeh University HND2 student 🔥