25/01/2019
LAUGH SMALL..... MUST LAUGH... MUST LAUGH...... AND write the number make you laugh........
1. *Can you Imagine this insult. A man told his wife that he won $50million dollars.*
*Instead of her to congratulate him She went into the room and started counting her pantsπππ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£*
*Wetin this pant stealers go cause ehn*
2. If some of yhu guys calculate the amount of transport fare yhu have Given 2 ladies it would've been enough for yhu to be a landlord
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3. A girlfriend that cannot sell her kidney for her boyfriend to go to abroad, is that one a girlfriend?β¨
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4. How old were you when you realized the word "PASTOR" stands for Person Assisting Souls To Obtain Redemption...??
5. *Youβll Never Hear Beautiful Girls Say Ur Not My Type β¦*
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*βOnly Di froggie πΈwill Say That β*
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6. *I Canβt Wait To Be An Ancestor,*
*There Are Some People I Need To Deal With Spiritually!!!*
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7. *Broke girls always think that girl's that spend money on their boyfriend are stupid*
My sister mind your business and allow us to eat in peace.
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8. *Iβve stopped smoking w**d after the day*
*I saw an Ant breastfeeding its babiesβ¦.*
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9. Mark Zuckerberg has already made $4 Billion in 2019, and still goes by the name Mark. My friend * Mark Tunde* only won on super bet and has changed his name to Arab Money πππππππ
10. Message from your principal
"The school is burningπ₯"
Reply as a studentππ
11. A man told his wife dat he won 50m naira .Instead of her 2 congratulate him, She went into d room & started counting her pantsππ
12. How can a Tennant kidnap a landlord and use the ransom for house rent.
WAWUπ±
13. Apart from COW, which other animal lives in water...
Urgent ans pls bcos am in a Hot seat!!!
14 *Ladies, imagine dating a guy that expects you to date him alone,*
*some guys are selfish*
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15. After 1round u sleep like uve been hit by kuffour bus.... *Why won't she cheat on u mtcheeeeewππππππππ*
16. All the guys that normally say "If I don't injure that boy let m die". I wonder why they can't also say "If i don't graduate with first class let me die".ππ
17. *Those of you that have impatiently had s*x this year, just wanna ask if the taste is still the same as that of 2018 or have they added milk?*
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18. I was in β β today traveling to Canada when two pilots started fighting, I just came down and enter okada, I hate nonsense
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19. Short Girls Are abusive and evilπ
You should see them when they are angry its like a toy with new batteriesπππππ
20. If some of yhu guys calculate the amount of transport fare yhu have Given 2 ladies it would've been enough for yhu to be a landlord
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