31/01/2022
A KISS CAN TURN YOU TO 'MUMU'
Yes, YOU!
I know you are forming 'hard guy', but I know that you know that I am right!
Let me 'cast' myself.
I was on Instagram the other day when I stumbled on my ex/crush in 100 level at the University of Lagos
For context, I didn't wanna do relationship things in UNILAG o.
I had told myself that I was on a mission to finish with 1st class and women will only just distract me. Mumu me didn't know I was gonna eat breakfast before I even finished year 1.
As a serious student na, soon I had plenty people who were coming to me for one help or the other. That how Miss O came into the picture.
She was fine. Good heavens! And she was out of my league at that time.
I should have seen the signs sha: her forehead, gap-tooth, and Megan Good body could only mean trouble, but what did I know?
So I start helping Miss O with her assignments for a fee, at first. Then one afternoon, she runs into me inside the reading room and plants a sumptuous kiss on my lips.
"I scored 24 over 30 in the assignment. It's my best ever score. I will get my first B in this school!" (Miss O had been struggling with her grades before then)
That's how I started doing Miss O's assignments for her o, for free this time, because I was looking for a repeat kiss.
And that's how I got served a sumptuous breakfast because Miss O used my heart to play UEFA Champions League. I never got any repeat kiss and sis left me with withdrawal syndrome so bad, I didn't leave my room for days.
But let's leave all that.
What's the lesson here?
Wanna make a killing in sales?
Make your offer like the kiss Miss O gave me. Make an offer so good, your customers will be pining for it and will be having withdrawal syndrome.
Note that I didn't say, 'have a product so good'? Yes, I know, it's part of it, but you can have a good product and make a bad offer. The outcome? You won't sell!
So how do you make this kind of mumu button offer?
1. Know the customer(s) you are trying to sell to. Miss O and I had a rapport already and she had an idea about me
2. Know their pleasure and pain. Miss O knew I had a weakness for her, and she used it devastatingly
3. Know how to give them what they want, but also know how to give them just enough to make them keep wanting more. Miss O didn't give me all the goods. Just one kiss, and she made my mouth water for more
Hone your skills at doing these 3 things? You'll have customers eating out your hands.
However, the key to these skills is writing. Yes. WRITING.
Which is why I'd like to you check out Mr. Andy Mukolo's Foreign Copywriting Initiative. Let me allow the man to tell you, by himself, why I am famzing his course.
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Happy new week, and God bless Miss O wherever she is
SST