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Share this one million naira between your Mum and Dad.Me..... Mum 800K. Dad 200K .I will gift my Dad only 200k beca...
30/01/2026

Share this one million naira between your Mum and Dad.

Me..... Mum 800K. Dad 200K .

I will gift my Dad only 200k because he has money more than my Mum ☺️☺️😄😄😄

Then, l will peacefully tell my Mum not let him know the amount l gave her 🤣🤣.
Let her enjoy her money codedly. She suffered so much for us. ☺️☺️☺️

Case close.

゚



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How sharp is your eyez 😳😳Help me check 👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽These eggs are they 121615Or 18If you forget things easily, eat egg.If you ...
30/01/2026

How sharp is your eyez 😳😳
Help me check 👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽

These eggs are they
12
16
15
Or 18

If you forget things easily, eat egg.
If you shout “who is that?” when your phone rings, eat egg.
If your child can’t remember ABC but remembers cartoon schedule, give am egg.
If you enter kitchen and forget why you came, please respect yourself and eat egg 🤣

Egg is not luxury.
Egg is brain food.
Egg is memory booster.
Egg is the real “reset button” of life 😂
One egg a day can save you from embarrassment tomorrow

Good food improves brain, not magic
Children need nutrition, not shouting
Adults need protein, not excuses
Small habits make big difference.







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Her phone rang at 2am.Unknown number. She picked up.Him: “Hi… it’s me.She: “Which me?This man started apologizing.“Pleas...
30/01/2026

Her phone rang at 2am.
Unknown number. She picked up.

Him: “Hi… it’s me.
She: “Which me?
This man started apologizing.
“Please forgive me… I was wrong… I’ve changed.

She was already smiling until he added:
“Babe, Please, I’m at the police station. Please come and help bail me.

She..., So you broke my heart, blocked me everywhere ?
Only to unblock me now for bail money? 😭😂

She told him:
“Sorry sir, the love you’re looking for is in Cell 3.
I’ve moved on to freedom and peace.
Call ended. Character development completed

LESSONS
• Not every apology is from the heart—some are from trouble
• An ex should remain an ex, not an emergency contact
• Healing means you no longer rescue people who hurt you






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She met many people.Many wanted her body fast fast.Promises sweet like sugar. but no patience, no loyalty.They all want ...
30/01/2026

She met many people.
Many wanted her body fast fast.
Promises sweet like sugar.
but no patience, no loyalty.
They all want her in bed.

That’s when she understood👇
Sleeping with someone is easy.
Standing with someone for life is the real test of marriage.

Lessons
L ust is loud, loyalty is quiet but strong
Anyone can want your body, few want your future.
Marriage needs commitment, not few minutes excitement alone






Which of these swallows will you eat with this soup 👇🏽👇🏽.😋😋😋😋Eba/GarriWhite riceOat swallow Plantain swallow White Agidi...
30/01/2026

Which of these swallows will you eat with this soup 👇🏽👇🏽.😋😋😋😋

Eba/Garri
White rice
Oat swallow
Plantain swallow
White Agidi/eko
Semo
Wheat swallow
Fufu.

If you never chop Nigerian soup before, abeg you never really eat.
Egusi dey hug pounded yam like true love ❤️
Afang get strength, Efo riro get vibes, Ogbono dey draw destiny 🤣
One spoon fit change your mood, two spoons fit change your plans for the day.

Na why we no dey joke with soup for this country.

Nigerian soup na culture, not just food 🍲
Good food fit bring peace, even settle small quarrel 😄
Life sweet pass when you enjoy wetin belong to you.








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THE SILENT SACRIFICES MARRIED PEOPLE DON’T POST ONLINE.Behind the cute couple photos, matching outfits and my king / my ...
29/01/2026

THE SILENT SACRIFICES MARRIED PEOPLE DON’T POST ONLINE.

Behind the cute couple photos, matching outfits and my king / my queen captions.
There are silent sacrifices nobody talks about.
Sleepless nights when there's misunderstanding.
Unspoken worries.
Dreams paused for the family.
Smiles worn while carrying heavy responsibilities.

Marriage isn’t just love and laughter.
It’s choosing peace in marriage.
Staying when walking away feels easier.
Holding on when nobody sees the tears.
Not every married person is enjoying their marriage.
Some are enduring it quietly.
Some are growing through it silently.
So before you envy someone’s marriage online, remember:
You’re seeing the highlights, not behind the scenes.

LESSONS TO LEARN
Social media shows moments, not real life.
Marriage requires sacrifice, patience, and maturity.
Respect couples—you don’t know the battles some fight privately.
Love alone is not enough, commitment keeps marriage standing.
Choose understanding over comparison.

But a kind spouse will make marriage sweet.








One night, a couple went to bed angry. No shouting. No insults. Just silence.In the morning, the husband said to her. I ...
29/01/2026

One night, a couple went to bed angry. No shouting. No insults. Just silence.
In the morning, the husband said to her. I am sorry about what happened.
Baby, let's talk about this issue peacefully.
The wife replied with breakfast and a smile.
That day, the fight didn’t win — the marriage won.

Lessons ❤️
• Quarrel is normal in marriage, disrespect is not.
• Silence to cool down is wisdom, not pride.
• Apologizing doesn’t mean you lost — it means you value peace.
• Talk it out, don’t walk away from each other.
• Love grows where humility lives.





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What will you do this situation as they come back from school and rush you immediately and say ....Mummy, our head teach...
28/01/2026

What will you do this situation as they come back from school and rush you immediately and say ....

Mummy, our head teacher said everybody should come with half crate of 🥚🥚🥚 with a big tuber of yam and half bottle of original coconut oil.

We are using it on Friday for our school practical. It carries 30 marks.





CHEATING DOESN’T BREAK A HOME AT ONCE IT BLEEDS IT SLOWLY.Cheating doesn’t start by leaving the house.It starts by leav...
28/01/2026

CHEATING DOESN’T BREAK A HOME AT ONCE IT BLEEDS IT SLOWLY.

Cheating doesn’t start by leaving the house.
It starts by leaving your conscience.
That text you hid.
One call you deleted.

Cheating k ills trust first — and once trust d ies, love starts gasping for air.
You may still share a bed, but the peace is gone.
You may still smile in public, but the home is bleeding inside.

Cheating turns respect into suspicion
Love into anxiety
Marriage into emotional survival

The saddest part?
The one who cheated often moves on Quickly.
But the innocent partner lives with questions, self-doubt, tears, Loneliness and trauma they never deserved.

No affair is small.
No betrayal is harmless.
No secret stays buried forever.
Before you cheat, ask yourself. Is this pleasure worth hurting a soul? Is this moment worth losing a lifetime? Is this excitement worth your children’s tears and your partner’s broken heart?

Repent while there’s still time.
Apologize while forgiveness is still possible.
Choose faithfulness while your home can still be healed.

Love is not perfect — but loyalty is a choice.
Be the safe place your partner deserves, not the lesson they regret loving you for.

LESSONS:
Cheating doesn’t add happiness, it subtracts peace.
Loyalty is louder than love promises
Temptation passes, consequences stay
A faithful spouse is a priceless blessing
It’s never too late to change — until it is












Choose loyalty today. Someone’s heart is depending on it.

What has plenty of holes but can still carry a lot of weight? 🤔😂Full of holes from left to right.But some people?One sma...
28/01/2026

What has plenty of holes but can still carry a lot of weight? 🤔😂

Full of holes from left to right.
But some people?
One small hole in their life and they say “I can’t carry responsibility again” 😭😂

Life lesson be like:
You don’t need to be perfect to be strong.
You can have scars, mistakes, holes… and still handle serious weight 💪😌
So if life don pepper you small, no worry.
It's not over yet, so long there's still life.

Lesson of the day:
Holes don’t break you.
Giving up does.
😂😂😂

😂😂 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR MARRIED MEN 😂😂.If your wife ever asks you:Who are the three favorite women in your li...
28/01/2026

😂😂 PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT FOR MARRIED MEN 😂😂.

If your wife ever asks you:
Who are the three favorite women in your life ?

DO NOT THINK. DO NOT REASON. DO NOT MENTION NAMES.

The correct answers are:
1️⃣ My God 🙏
2️⃣ My children 👶❤️
3️⃣ My shadow 🧍‍♂️

Anything outside this syllabus is CONFUSION.
Because the moment you say:
“Hmm… my mum, my sister, my colleague, my friend or you mention any ladies name.
Be prepared for immediate or future Wahala 🤣
Your wife will smile like she understands.
But inside her head ?
She's saying, So this is how you have been arranging women in your life?”
Before you know it, you’re explaining things that never happened, apologizing for crimes you didn’t commit, and sleeping close to the edge of the bed like a refugee. 😂

BE WARNED
That question is not a question.
It’s an EXAMINATION. It's a huge trap.

Guys be wise.
Choose peace.
Answer correctly and live long. 😂😂

Lessons..
Some questions are not meant to be answered honestly — they are meant to be answered wisely
Peace in marriage sometimes requires strategic silence 😂
When in doubt, include God and exclude names
Survival is also a skill in marriage











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I am not in support of the woman either.But, once there's qua rrel between couples. They should be mature enough to hand...
27/01/2026

I am not in support of the woman either.
But, once there's qua rrel between couples. They should be mature enough to handle the situation between themselves.

How can a man report to his family that he had an exchange of words with his wife in the heat of a quarrel and even told them what she said.

Did he also tell his family what abu sive words he used on his wife.





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