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27/02/2019

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08/01/2019

MARRY YOUR MATE By Kionionnia wit Apostle Joshua Selman.

6 MATES YOU MUST MARRY

One of the ways your marriage will not add to the rate of divorce in our world today is for you to marry your mate and if you are married already, make your spouse your mate!
You see that statement of ' Am I your mate?' does not apply in marriage. You must marry your mate. I will like to talk on seven dimensions you and the person you want to marry or you have married must be mate.

1. MARRY_YOUR_SPEAKING_MATE Marry someone you can speak together and understand each other. Communication is very crucial in marriage. Don't marry someone that, when you are saying 'A' he or she will be saying ' Z' Once there is dichotomy in your speaking and understanding level, you can't enjoy that marriage. So many men go to bar to hang out with friends and gist till 11pm because they know their wives can't engage in any meaningful intellectual discussion. So many women too prefer to hang out with their friends, because they know their husbands mentality when it comes to vital issues and discussions is very low. Marry your speaking Mate.

2. MARRY_YOUR_SCHOOL_MATE
By this I mean, marry someone you can learn together and improve together. Don't marry ' Mr Know all' or 'Miss Know all'. Don't marry someone who is rigid and not open to new ideas, new ways of doing things, or new innovations. Marriage is a great institution. From day one till death do you part, you will keep learning. Marry your 'school' mate; someone who is ready to learn with you.

3. MARRY_YOUR_SPIRITUAL_MATE: Marriage is not just a social union. It is also a spiritual union. Marry someone who knows the same God you know. Don't marry someone who's believe of God is different from yours. Two can't work together except they be agreed ( Amos 3:3, Joshua 23: 11-15, 2 Corinthians 6:14-18). The spiritual controls the physical, even in marriage. Check for spiritual compatibility in that person you want to marry.

4. MARRY_YOUR_SPENDING_MATE Don't marry someone who is stingy. There are so many expenses to cater for in marriage. A stingy guy in courtship won't suddenly become a generous husband in marriage. Don't marry a lady that has the financial philosophy of ' My husband's money is our money, but my money is my money'. Marry someone who believes in dignity of labour , who is ready to work, not a lazy fellow who just want to be a consumer and not a contributor. Marry someone who is ready to spend and be spent for the growth and success of the family.

5. MARRY_YOUR_SEX_MATE Marry someone you have s*xual feelings for. S*xual feeling is not a sin. It is an instinct God put in every person. S*x plays a major role in the success of any marriage. Any man you don't have emotional feelings for, don't marry the person. If you don't have emotional feelings for that lady, leave her alone. A spiritual being is also a s*xual being. No matter how spiritual you both may be in your marriage, you won't be praying for 24 hours in a day. You won't be reading the Bible or worshipping God 24/7. You will have s*x! You will romance! You will flirt with each other! You will make babies. So, marry someone you can connect with s*xually. It will help you to enjoy your marriage so much!

6. MARRY_YOUR_SOCIAL_MATE: Don't marry someone you won't be proud to go out with. Don't marry someone you will be feeling shy to introduce to people with boldness. Marry someone you are comfortable to hang out with. Marry someone you are socially compatible with. Don't marry an anti- social person.
You might be wondering if you can find all the 'mates' in one person. Yes! The answer is YES! You don't need to marry 6 guys/ladies to have all these mates. One person can be all that for you. If you also work on yourself and build your life, you can be all that for the guy/lady that will marry you.
The promise of God for you is this : 'Seek and read from the book of the LORD: Not one of these shall be missing; none shall be without her mate. For the mouth of the LORD has commanded, and his Spirit has gathered them.' (Isaiah 34:16).
Say it loud and clear ' I shall not lack a mate!'
I hope this blessed someone reading?

24/12/2018

Part 1

This was the question my husband asked me like a joke on our first date, after I had said "yes" to him. I quickly dismissed it with a proclamation "God forbid it!!" and he quickly covered it up with other sweet words as he had noticed a slight change in my countenance. We forgot about it.

George is the kind of man that every woman would dream to marry because with him, there is no dull moment. He is very jovial and friendly, tall, handsome, caring, kind, not so wealthy but comfortably well to do and above all a serious prayerful Christian.

God had shown him to me in my 200level and I was waiting for him till 5years later when he had finished his Nysc and was working with a firm.

George and I used to go for ministrations together almost every weekends as he would always have invitations to preach in different programs. It was not a matter to me because I knew he is an Evangelist when God started telling me things about my husband back then in school.
I was ready for the work though I thought it would be a full-time work. My George was amongst those that would rather give honorarium after preaching, than taking honorarium from those who invited him to preach (Paul the Apostle of Jesus has been his role model).

In the 7th year of our marriage, all of a sudden he lost his job as a result of economical challenges in his firm. This resulted to them letting go of some of their staff of which he was among those that were affected.

I was just a fashion designer so we were all relying on my income, but of course it was a difficult time for my husband, especially as he was still applying for vacancies in other organisations.

After 7months, he got another job, but unlike the former, he had little or no space again for his personal study and ministry.
I tried advising him to quit the job but he promised to do that as soon as the one he is expecting clicks; so we all hoped that it was just a "passing time job" as he calls it.

The job was so demanding that my husband even works on Saturdays which he doesn't joke with before, because it used to be when he spends almost 80% of the day seeking the face of God.

It got me worried but when i talked with him about it, he says it a passing time job. Truth be told, gradually I began to notice that "My G" as I fondly call him had started growing cold spiritually and then I knew I had a serious war to fight, so I began to pray and fast as much as my strength could carry me.

As time went by, my husband seemed to be withdrawing from home to the point that even the kids noticed it. I started crying to the Lord, as even the Saturday that was half day was now the day he comes back as late as 10:30pm.

Even on our matrimonial bed, we sleep as though we are merely room mates, then I knew my home was on fire but I never stopped praying.

One day, he came back so early and by the time I came back, he was in a pool of tears. When he noticed my presence, he quickly reached to me and held my legs with his face down and pleaded for Mercy.

Tears dropped down my eyes but I never knew why he was crying so I helped him up and we sat on the couch as he started releasing the atomic bombs.

George had broken our marital vow. It all started at a staff meeting and then grew to dating which his boss claimed to be casual friendship and mere dates.
On one particular Saturday morning, she came to the office and pleaded with him to help her fix up something in her apartment as she wanted to collect some thing she forgot.
She claimed she didn't want to bother him after work or spend money on such a little task and so they went together. She was his boss by the way right? Hmmmm

After fixing the appliance of course it was done in few minutes,and then from compliment of the house to the compliment of the hair and body and then the unimaginable happened. They went to bed together!

It was a horror story to me as I shouted, screamed, cried and I opened my eyes to look at him again and be sure it was not my imagination, I saw a spiritual giant that has been crashed.
A man of God that was lifelessly dead in the Spirit.
Just then, the great 10 year old question was called back to my memory "honey, can you wake me up if i die?"

With an understanding that came to me, I muttered "yes" as a reply. We cried together for hours and we continued later in the mid night because we had to cover up things for the kids.

By the help of God, we started building again and God began to heal us together till I was able to wake him up from the dead.
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Marriage is a very sweet relationship when you are married to your friend or the right person meant for you.

But there a question couples need to ask themselves. That is, "honey, can you wake me up if I die?"

You may meet me very successful in Business, but a day may come and the business is dead, can you wake me up?

I maybe on fire as a sister now, but after having 3 children with so many responsibilities i may be growing cold spiritually, can you wake me up?

It may not be as a result of infidelity, it may an unguarded hour,it may be family matters, whichever it is that left me dead, can you wake me up? Think about it!!

We are meant for each other, so let's fight for each other together..
As the Lord helps us, we can arise together again!

20/12/2018

*TO AVOID EMBARRASSMENT AND UNNECESSARY PRESSURE IN LIFE*

*Put your kids in schools you can afford because expensive schools doesn’t guarantee good results. Just ensure they attend a good affordable school*

*Rent apartments you can pay for conveniently. Don’t live in a house you struggle to pay yearly.*

*A man whose wife is pregnant has good 9 months to prepare, so also the pregnant woman in question. They should even plan for the worse and only seek help when they can’t meet up.*

*Some problems in our lives don’t just pop up, 12 months ago, we knew we would pay rents...So its not an emergency.*

*Let’s plan our lives and live within our means. Save more and spend less.*

*Some women buy food for their children every morning before going to school, do you know it’s cheaper to cook at home?*

*Some buy every Asoebi and also buy shoe and bag to match.*

*Some people who don’t earn much, but have DSTV at home, go for GOTV and upgrade when your income upgrades. It’s still the same CNN.*

*Eat healthy meals and protect your family from mosquitoes to avoid going to the hospital always.*

*Take advantage of food and fruits in season, it's cheaper and you can be creative to create amazing meals.*

*Don’t copy your neighbor’s style of cooking soup, she earns well and her husband is a ‘big man’*

*Don’t follow trends, wear clean well-ironed clothes and keep your hair neat. You would still look good.*

*Keep your circle small, keep only friends that have senses!*

*Above all things, have the fear of God, have integrity, don’t be lazy and be prayerful.*

*Planning is the key, if you fail to plan, you plan to FAIL*

*Don't do more than your budget this Christmas and new year, there is no award given to best family that wore an expensive cloth for the year*

*The purpose of shoe and cloth is to make us smart and look good*

*God bless us all and provide for all our needs.*

*MERRY CHRISTMAS & HAPPY NEW YEAR.

19/12/2018

Comparative Analysis Between Wives of Today and Those of Yesterday:

1). *Yesterday's Wives* :
Welcome my husband, hope the office was not stressful., your favorite food is ready, let me lead you to the bathroom first, then you take your dinner, you look so tired, am sure you'll be okay after taking your dinner, welcome my one and only.

*Today's Wives*:
Please don't put unnecessary pressure on me, you can go to the fridge pick up the stew, microwave it and boil the remaining rice, I am your wife and not your cook.

2). *Yesterday's Wives*:
Darling stop thinking about our lack of money. It's going to be temporary. God will see us through and we are going to come out of it stronger. After all, we can still feed ourselves and the children. We need to give the Almighty that glory. I am with you through thick and thin, my husband, the owner of my dowry.

*Today's Wives*: ________________Look I am sick and tired of living in this abject poverty with you. Why did you bring me to your house when you know that you are not ready for marriage? Every day is one complaint or the other. Are you the Complainant General of Nigeria. We don't have cars, our house is Face me and slap you, when your mates are in GRAs. Look if you don't find solutions to your problems, you will come back and not find me in this your rotten house.

3). *Yesterday's Wives*: ____________My husband, we only have 2 children, don't you think we should have more. You know children are gifts and mercies from God. And the more the merrier.

*Today's Wives*: _______________Look am sick and tired of this marriage. You won't allow me to rest by your constant urge to have more children. I am okay with our two children. I can't allow you to spoil my figure 8 by bearing another 4 children. You are so wicked that I feel you want to spoil my psychedelic looks. If you dare force me, I will sue you for r**e.

4). *Yesterday's Wives*: ___________My husband, take heart and don't worry. I shall go with you to Zaria. Your being transferred from the glitterati of Abuja to Zaria might be a blessing in disguise. We shall take the advantage of the educational institutions to advance our education. Some disappointments could be a blessing.

*Today's Wives*: ______________Me I can't follow you to Zaria o. God forbid bad thing. From Abuja to Zaria? I can't cope with such a demotion. To start living in a village? You had better look for another wife. I can't live in a city without silver birds, Amigo Supermarket or Dunes

5) *Yesterday's Wives*: __________My husband, I have enough clothes. This N30.000 you are giving me, pls keep it and save for a rainy day.

*Today's Wives*: ________________Why are you so stingy? Do you have super glue in your palms?What an insult. What kind of shopping do you want me to do with N50,000?What can I buy? Is it Swiss lace or Dubai gold. I am disappointed in you. Your mates are giving their wives $5,000 to shop, here you are humiliating me with naira. I don't blame you. It is because I refused to marry Chief Antonio that's why you are messing up with me.

*Yesterday's wives ________________ Darling our children will resume next week, I have bought new bags and sandals for them, I have also kept some money for their text books, may God bless u for their tuition fees.

*Today's wives _____________ Your children are resuming next week, I don't want to hear story of no money o, they will change their school bags, sandals, water bottles etc and their textbooks, make sure the money is completed this time o, afterall they bear your surname not mine.

*Uhhhm!! Though we still have some good wives in today's wives. But Where do you belong?

Yesterday or Today 😳😳?????The liturgist.

03/11/2018

Wives, learn to trust your husbands

Sometimes your husband may come back late and gave you one reason you cannot find in any book

Let love and trust prevail.

Imagine Jonah coming back after 3 days absence, no phone call, nothing only to tell his wife he was swallowed by a fish and vomited after 3 days - just imagine how that sounded...

The wife will feel like breaking his head.

"Swallowed by fish ke. Are you telling a baby?

What an insult, lying to me as if I don't have any sense? Which fish, mackerel abi tilapia"?

Abegi! Even If u reported the issue to pastor even the pastor will call him aside and say brother Jonah why not pray against lying spirits?

Neighbors will shout "ahh! madam e don happen o. You don't understand?

The fish is another womannnnn".

But between you and I Jonah was right.

But women will never agree ...

02/11/2018

*Question of the day*

Your father is riding okada to save and support your education. He left for work and immediately you called your girlfriend to come to the house. Unfortunately your father was the Okada man that brought her to the house. On seeing you she jumped down to hug you and tells you to pay the Okada man.. My brother what will be your reactions?

23/10/2018

2day is anoda great day wit great opportunity
Do everytin moderately.
Trust in JESUS & LIVE 4 CHRIST ALONE
Sheffield vs Stoke 1Ft {2odds}

25/09/2018

Somebody's father... English where faint... Lol

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07/07/2018

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See this guy, he get money take buy shawarma for this babe, yet he no fit buy pant. Na whaooo..
24/03/2018

See this guy, he get money take buy shawarma for this babe, yet he no fit buy pant. Na whaooo..

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