02/04/2026
SIGNS YOU ARE ABOUT TO GO INTO LABOUR NOBODY TELLS YOU 😂🤰🏽
They teach you contractions…
they teach you water breaking…
but nobody tells you about THESE signs 😂👇🏽
🧹 SUDDEN URGE TO CLEAN EVERYTHING
You haven't cleaned in 8 months 😂
But suddenly at 39 weeks…
you are scrubbing the ceiling at midnight 💀
This is called NESTING and it is REAL 😂
When a pregnant woman starts rearranging furniture…
baby is coming SOON 😭😂
💩 RUNNING STOMACH / LOOSE STOOL
Nobody puts this in the pregnancy books 😭😂
But your body is literally CLEARING OUT
to make way for baby 💀
You think you ate something bad…
No mama. That's your body saying - WE ARE READY 😂🙏🏽
😴 EXTREME EXHAUSTION
You have been tired throughout pregnancy…
but THIS tiredness is different 😭
Your body is conserving energy for the marathon ahead 💪🏽
Sleep mama. While you still can 😂💀
🦆 WALKING LIKE A PENGUIN MORE THAN USUAL
Baby has DROPPED lower into your pelvis 😂
So now you are waddling like you borrowed someone's legs 💀😂
People are staring…
You don't care anymore 😂
🔥 BACK PAIN THAT COMES AND GOES
Not just regular back pain o…
This one comes… stays a little… then goes 😭
Then comes back again 👀
Sound familiar? 😂
Those are early contractions hiding as back pain 💀
💧 INCREASED DISCHARGE OR LOSING YOUR MUCUS PLUG
This one sounds disgusting but it's important 😂
Your mucus plug is like the CORK in a bottle 🍾
When it comes out…
the bottle is about to OPEN 😭😂
🥺 SUDDEN EMOTIONAL FEELINGS
You are crying watching a Nollywood movie…
You are crying because you love your husband…
You are crying because you are scared…
You are crying because… you don't even know 😭😂
Your hormones are preparing you mama 🙏🏽
⚡ BABY SUDDENLY VERY QUIET
Throughout pregnancy baby was doing karate…
Now suddenly they are calm and still 👀
Baby is POSITIONING themselves for the big exit 😂💀
Still count movements though
if too quiet for too long, call your doctor 🏥🙏🏽
♦️ So if you are 37 weeks and above…
and you are scrubbing your house at 2am
with running stomach
walking like a penguin
and crying for no reason 😭😂
CALL YOUR DOCTOR 😂🏥
Baby is packing their bags and coming OUT
Tag a pregnant woman who needs to see this NOW 😂❤️
Comment below - which sign did YOU experience? 👇🏽