The Unlicenced Psychologist

20/06/2021

Currently selling a code line that makes you quit smoking else it invades your lung matrix
$300

24/12/2020

Merry Christmas 🎄 to you all from the team 🎄🥳🥳🥳🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄

29/04/2020

Now offering , neurologists latest experimental tech :

optical lens coding services . Stop people turning you and your family into live aerials !

Do you want your privacy in the electric age see the unlicensed psychologist today.

We have recently received , A.I tech that allows you to lock your lens and automate learning in your brain 🧠 . Procedure take 45 mins and is virtually painless . Get in touch today .

29/04/2020

2020 The Future is Now!

Now teaching methods of protection against, V2K , Mumble and spectral voice through low megahertz frequencies. Using psychological methods like sucking and chomping.

E.g invert your lips between your teeth drop your chin to your chest and envision a straw going to the back of your Dome & lift your chin back up.

This is to suck you neural-pathways closed to protect from kinetic bombardment and thing’s like EMBAIL !

27/04/2020

Something you all need !! 5g , kinetic or lazer bombardment and invasion of privacy messes with human body’s circadian rhythm. Survive Today !

Download DUMA library for free. DUMA (Detect Unintended Memory Access) is a multi-platform memory debugging library. It can detect memory leaks and buffer overruns (or underruns) in a malloc() / new memory buffer.

24/03/2020

Now working through a program of cognitive behavioural therapy through electrolysed charges to reprogram young minds away from technology... send us a message today to improve your future !

05/01/2020

Now doing release from Jail councilling helping rehabilitate ex prisoners . Out of the sensory deprivation tank. Only one easy payment of your steps to freedom... $350
This includes a money management seminar and foundation course counselling . Helping you with the how’s of running a successful life .

04/01/2020

Now doing trauma counselling for all victims of extreme violence , we can help you be you again, for just 4 easy payments of $99.99

04/01/2020

Have you got personality’s? We can help you recombine into one... call the unlicensed psychologist today

03/01/2020

Therapist wanted, hours to suit .
Flexible and good $

03/01/2020

Flat drama , we now have a flat rate for flat councilling $100 p.h .Let us help you have a happy home 😁

03/01/2020

Now Taking bookings for 2020 $80 per hour , couples councilling separate. Can skype or wee chat