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Keto. Simple. We're here to just making things simple with all things Keto. We get straight to the point so you can enjoy good food, bundles of energy and eating better.

Happy father's day rim hole lickers.I bought some pigs rib cages and turned them into this.The recipe is:Rib cages.Cook ...
01/09/2024

Happy father's day rim hole lickers.

I bought some pigs rib cages and turned them into this.

The recipe is:
Rib cages.
Cook them.
Eat them.
S**t them out after.

Hello bell-ends.Yeah, you might not have heard from us in a while, but that doesn't mean that we haven't been dining lik...
26/08/2024

Hello bell-ends.

Yeah, you might not have heard from us in a while, but that doesn't mean that we haven't been dining like kings and sh****ng 2x a day.

We're still here, and f**k, we might even lift the level of cuntent up a bit so none of you knts keep moaning to me (us) about posting more.

Anyway, what the f**k have you been up to?

While you're trying to type something into the comments below like some blind 65 year old, look at this picture of my low carb Mamma Mia meatballs.

If you've got a pair of nuts, grab them and thats about the size of the balls that you need. We added dead cow and minced up dead pigs to create the meat spheres you can see.

Want the recipe?

Suck on my balls.

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02/07/2023

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What?....

Well well well.Look what we have here.Low carb enchiladas tonight at the Keto Palace. I'm sure some vego knt is going to...
02/07/2023

Well well well.

Look what we have here.

Low carb enchiladas tonight at the Keto Palace.

I'm sure some vego knt is going to message me that I'm eating a murdered animal. Just to balance things out, I've murdered the mesculin salad.

Go glue yourself to the street or go suck on some tofu flavored dick.

I just made sugar free caramel sauce.Might put it on my nips and let it harden....idk.Also might put it on some cheeseca...
13/06/2023

I just made sugar free caramel sauce.

Might put it on my nips and let it harden....idk.

Also might put it on some cheesecake cream and let it harden...idk.

Idk.

Oh well, f**k eh.What have we got here deeeen?These are called smash burger tacos and I can confirm these are not s**t.S...
12/06/2023

Oh well, f**k eh.

What have we got here deeeen?

These are called smash burger tacos and I can confirm these are not s**t.

Squashed meat, cheese, rabbit food, mac sauce, pickles.

Yes, yes knt. Keto food is boring and so difficult. It's not, you're just a moaning lazy f**kwit...

KS x

07/06/2023

I look disheveled as s**t but, the people gotta know about Sissy's Kitchenette LTD and the magic they seem to be able to create with almond flour.

Salamat.
Fkn beauty.
Also, f**k winter.

Fu***ng hell.Imagine being f**king vegetarian. They are always a bit grey looking and when you shake their hands, it's a...
30/05/2023

Fu***ng hell.

Imagine being f**king vegetarian. They are always a bit grey looking and when you shake their hands, it's always sweaty and weaker than a Labour budget.

It's also real f**king hard to slow cook a courgette. I've never tried of course, but I have a feeling it's going to be horse s**t.

Now, this isn't vegetarian because a) it looks appealing and b) it's a pig.

We cooked a 6 hour pork butt on the smoker, made a little slaw and pulled it into a keto slider.

Quite easy really.
A lot easier than being a Grey, sweaty vego.

Well then.Time to blow s**t out of my ass at a great rate of knots as it's Mexican night.Now, excuse the pun, but you do...
29/05/2023

Well then.

Time to blow s**t out of my ass at a great rate of knots as it's Mexican night.

Now, excuse the pun, but you don't need to s**t the bed thinking you can't have some chips.

What I've done here, like some Ketogenic MacGyver is; bought some keto wraps, sliced them in chips, and then baked the little knts up.

Pretty simple really.

Hi knt.
29/05/2023

Hi knt.

Want to still make inappropriate passes at the opposite s*x (or same s*x since we live in 2023) and not get fat at the s...
24/05/2023

Want to still make inappropriate passes at the opposite s*x (or same s*x since we live in 2023) and not get fat at the same time?

Get your herpes infested lips around this.

It's called Better Beer and it tastes like rainbows and sunshine.

See...
You can still dance like a mong while drunk and take solace that you aren't growing a massive skin coloured bowling ball on your stomach.

One of the biggest questions I get asked...."What do you have for breakfast?"Well, technically I haven't had a "breakfas...
23/05/2023

One of the biggest questions I get asked....

"What do you have for breakfast?"

Well, technically I haven't had a "breakfast" for years if you go by the standard fat cnt diet that get suggested.

I have coffee.
I have cream.
I drink.
I undoubtedly have a massive (but firm) s**t.

Keto is really not that hard.

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