22/09/2012
Are you a Raving Chocolaholic, and want to do something about it?
‘If the answer is Yes’, says Michael Hurman, of locally based Nature’s Candles, ‘Maybe salvation is in sight!’
After careful research and development, we have just introduced a new product that will not only save you money, but will protect you from the downsides of the scourge of chocolate addiction.
Yes folks, you’ve guessed it, it’s a Chocolate Candle!
Now you can indulge in all the delights of the real thing without risk of gaining unwanted weight in all the wrong places, sprouting ugly spots on your kissable external surfaces, sliding down the slippery slope to early dementia or enduring the embarrassment of ill timed flatulence at the least appropriate moments. Such are the acknowledged risks of humanity’s favourite perversion!
Not only that, but this candle will burn for twenty hours, giving you the opportunity to resist chocolate temptation for at least ten days, quite likely to save you spending thirty to forty dollars in a month.
Where else can you find an investment that pays back over 50% per month for a modest outlay of only $20 (+GS dreaded T)?
And add to that the fact that when the candle has burned out, you have an attractive pottery vessel you can wash out completely with hot soapy water. You can then use it to accumulate all your useless 10c and 20c coins until you have $10, when you can return it to us for a refill, and the opportunity to save another thirty dollars!
Good things don’t come better than this! Avoid the stampede by going to www.naturescandles.net.nz now!
Nature’s Candles makes and markets Natural Soy Candles throughout Northland and other regions of New Zealand.