MediSense

30/11/2025

A Chinese doctor moved to the U.S. and couldn't find a job at a hospital. So he opened a small clinic and put up a bold sign that read:

“Cure for $20 — If you’re not cured, get $100 back!”

One day, a clever American lawyer saw the sign. “This looks like a scam,” he thought, “but maybe I can make a quick $100!” He walked in, feeling confident.

Lawyer: “Doctor, I’ve lost my sense of taste.”

Doctor: “Nurse, Box 22 — three drops in his mouth.”

Lawyer: “Ugh! That’s kerosene!”

Doctor: “Perfect! Your taste is back. That’ll be $20.”

A few days later, the lawyer came back.

Lawyer: “Doctor, I’ve lost my memory. I can’t remember anything.”

Doctor: “Nurse, Box 22 — three drops.”

Lawyer: “Wait! That’s kerosene again!”

Doctor: “Wonderful! Your memory is restored. That’s $20.”

Still determined, the lawyer tried one last time.

Lawyer: “Doctor, my eyesight is failing. I can’t see a thing!”

Doctor: “Ah, sorry — no cure for that. Here’s your $100.”

The doctor handed him… $20.

Lawyer (squinting): “Hey, wait a minute — this is only $20!”

Doctor: “Fantastic! Your eyesight is back. That’ll be $20.”

30/11/2025

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29/11/2025

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29/11/2025

Iron Required per Day

29/11/2025

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26/11/2025

The journey begins with conception, where a s***m fertilizes an egg, forming a zygote. This tiny cell then travels down the fallopian tube and implants itself into the uterine lining, marking the start of embryonic development.
Embryonic Stage (Week 1-8)
During this period, the embryo undergoes rapid growth and development. Key milestones include:
- *Week 3-4*: The embryo's heart begins to form and beat.
- *Week 5-6*: The neural tube, which will become the brain and spinal cord, starts to develop.
- *Week 7-8*: Major organs, such as the lungs, liver, and kidneys, start to form.
Fetal Stage (Week 9-38)
As the embryo develops into a fetus, its growth accelerates. Notable milestones include:
- *Week 9-12*: The fetus's limbs, fingers, and toes form, and its digestive system starts practicing contractions.
- *Week 13-16*: The fetus's skin, muscles, and skeleton develop, and its nervous system starts to mature.
- *Week 17-20*: The fetus's senses (sight, hearing, taste, and touch) start to develop, and it can detect light.
- *Week 21-24*: The fetus's lungs start producing surfactant, preparing for life outside the womb.
- *Week 25-38*: The fetus continues to grow, develop fat layers, and refine its features.

Preparation for Birth
As the due date approaches, the fetus:

- *Gains weight and fat*: Preparing for life outside the womb.
- *Moves into position*: Getting ready for birth.
- *Practices breathing*: Preparing its lungs for life outside.

The Miracle of Life
Throughout this incredible journey, the mother's body nurtures and supports the growing fetus. The intricate dance of fetal development is a testament to the wonders of human biology and the miracle of life.

26/11/2025

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Imran Rafique Harooni, Qasim Imtiaz Gondal, شکیل گجر

26/11/2025

تیز چلنا بہتر ہے آہستہ چہل قدمی سے
مورخہ 25نومبر2025
تقریباً 500,000 بالغوں پر کیے گئے ایک بڑے مطالعے کے مطابق، تیز چلنا کافی لمبی عمر کی توقع سے منسلک ہے۔
محققین نے پایا کہ جو لوگ تیز رفتاری سے چلتے ہیں وہ آہستہ چلنے والوں کے مقابلے میں 15 سال زیادہ زندہ رہتے ہیں، چاہے ان کے جسمانی وزن کچھ بھی ہو۔
نتائج بتاتے ہیں کہ چلنے کی رفتار اکیلے BMI کے مقابلے لمبی عمر کا مضبوط پیش گو ہو سکتی ہے۔
یہاں تک کہ زیادہ وزن والے افراد جو تیزی سے چلتے تھے وہ کسی بھی وزن کے زمرے کے آہستہ چلنے والوں کو پیچھے چھوڑ دیتے ہیں۔
یہ نتائج UK Biobank کے مطالعہ کے اعداد و شمار کی بنیاد پر Mayo Clinic Proceedings میں شائع کیے گئے تھے۔

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