01/10/2025
JUBA RULES WHEN YOU'RE AT YOUR UNCLE HOME
1. Don't ask for soap when you want to wash your clothes. Please buy your own soap or wait until your parents send you some cash
2. If the food is not enough, don't ask for more or wazala. Just eat that small one, and grab your handouts or books and read; use that small energy no matter what.
3. If the wife of your uncle sends you to go and buy dakuo for cooking she forgot in the market, please don't refuse; it's a test to see how ready you are to leave the house and start accusing you of dating her sisters at your uncle's house. Just run while singing with pain inside you, no matter how much beard you have.
4. Don't always eat at home; don't wait for food even if they ask you to wait. Sometimes, go out, chill with friends, and come back home fully satisfied or hungry.
5. When you go out and get back home late, don't ask for food. Just sleep with hunger like that.
6. If they didn't give you tea in the morning, don't ask for it. They want to attack you and call you a man with no value.
7. Sometimes, refuse the food even if you're hungry to confuse them to lower their pride and burdens.
8. When you hustle and get some cash, pay for a water tank so that they don't talk behind your back.
9. Don't always stay home. They hate seeing you always give them space and live away from them.
10. Don't always come home late, come early before your uncle arrives or else you won't like it.
11. Always maintain your silence. Don't argue with them, don't correct them, say sorry for anything.
12. Finally, don't bring your friends home. They will start accusing your friends if anything gets lost.
When you follow these rules you'll finish your studies/ graduate soon if you're a student or if you're Hustler, you'll make money and declare independence.