11/16/2025
🚨💦 SEND HELP — THE HOSE CHALLENGE IS COMING 💦🚨
We made it to the Kay Yeager Coliseum for Jordan’s Way Bowl 2025 and I just learned something horrifying:
THE FIRETRUCK IS ON STANDBY.
As in… a real hose. A blast-you-into-a-new-zip-code hose.
And I have 15 minutes and NO change of clothes.
Pray for me. 😂
Tonight’s “fun” includes:
💥 Slime
🥧 Pies
🌮 Tortilla slaps
🤪 Secret “mystery challenges”
…but let’s be honest — the real threat is that hose waiting to ruin my entire outfit and possibly my dignity.
🔥🐾 BUT it’s all for the animals — and if we hit $80k, EVERY dog gets toys and beds!
So if you want to see me launched across the arena by a firetruck hose for a good cause, now’s your moment.
📲 WATCH LIVE on Facebook (Jordan’s Way)
Share it. Tag your friends. Laugh at my misery.
👉 Donate here (aka: the “Save Me From the Hose” button):
https://lnkd.in/g945h36v
Dallas–Fort Worth, let’s make some noise —
Because if that hose hits, I SURE WILL. 💙💦🐶 At least it will wash off the egg and pie from the last challenge...