Badass Bodyworkers

02/08/2026

These “elites” are a so vile.

They used the word “massage” as a euphemism for s*xual abuse and misconduct.

Dispicable.

02/08/2026

Great responses to this inevitable and irritating question.

I read the victim testimonies and share their stories over on my YouTube channel.

https://youtube.com/

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02/07/2026

This picture is the manual therapy equivalent of blaming the toaster for your divorce.

Somehow we’re meant to believe that simply looking at a phone or using a computer magically turns certain muscles “tight,” others “weak,” draws a neat red X across your body, and voilà — Upper Crossed Syndrome™. As if the human body has a Windows error message: “Error 404: Deep neck flexors not found.”

This idea has been dragged around for decades because it’s simple, neat, and gives people something visual to point at. Red arrows. Labels. “Tight here, weak there.” It looks scientific, so it must be true, right?

Except it isn’t.

Humans have been reading, writing, sewing, typing, driving, and staring at things long before smartphones existed. If phones and computers caused some predictable muscular catastrophe, we’d all look the same, feel the same, and hurt in the same places. We don’t. Two people can spend all day at a desk — one has pain, one doesn’t. One has rounded shoulders, one doesn’t. One lifts well, one doesn’t. That alone should kill this narrative, but here we are.

And the “tight vs weak” thing? Absolute nonsense. Muscles don’t sit around plotting against each other because you checked Instagram. They respond to load, context, threat, fatigue, stress, sleep, previous injury, and about a hundred other variables that never make it onto these diagrams. Calling muscles “weak” or “tight” based on a static picture is lazy thinking dressed up as anatomy.

What really keeps this myth alive is that it gives people something easy to blame. Your phone. Your laptop. Your desk. Not uncertainty. Not variability. Not pain being complex. Just a villain you can point at and feel clever about.

And yes, horsesh*t can be useful — you can grow things with it. This version isn’t even fertiliser. It just keeps the same outdated story alive while people are told their body is broken because it doesn’t match a diagram.

Upper crossed syndrome as a diagnosis for modern life?
Looking crap. Thinking crap. Teaching crap.

02/06/2026

Here are a few messages found on Epstein's note pads.

Many are about scheduling "massages" and the last one -

If you don't know Jean Luc Brunel, he is basically Epstein's french "twin" that also recruited women for "modelling" and "massages"

This was a Ponzi Scheme for underage s*x under the guise of "massage" ---

This is predatory.
This is grooming.

His own house manager noted a steady stream of young women in and out of his mansion - most who OBVIOUSLY were still in high school, 2-3x a day.

More to come - including Virginia's first-hand account of her time with , vicitm depositions, and headlines about his perversions.

Epstein lived his life extorting people, and taking advantage of young vulnerable women.

02/05/2026

Here’s a template for gratuities and reviews!

Plase make your own copy:

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https://www.canva.com/design/DAFC3WP0XBQ/V8Q7jYTwgA4vGhshve50cQ/view?utm_content=DAFC3WP0XBQ&utm_campaign=designshare&utm_medium=link&utm_source=publishsharelink&mode=previewn

02/05/2026

02/05/2026

02/04/2026

Love my glass fire cups!

02/02/2026

02/02/2026

Don’t treat your client like a 2:30 electricity bill laying on your table.

02/02/2026

Dawn Lewis | SMRT class dinner in Austin, Texas! 💕

SO BLESSED to know so many women in this industry.

Yall are AMAZINGGGGGG.

02/02/2026