03/24/2026
Your body didn’t exactly send a push notification that said:
“⚠️ Hormones updating. Expect chaos. Restart recommended.”
But suddenly your sleep is off, your patience has left the chat, your workouts feel… suspicious, and you’ve definitely typed “is this perimenopause or am I just unraveling?” into Google at least once.
Cool cool cool.
That’s exactly why this exists:
🎉 Eat, Sleep, Rage, Repeat: A Perimenopause & Menopause Workshop
Four hours. No shame spirals. Just actual clarity.
Inside, we’re getting into:
• What your hormones are actually doing (no fluff, no fear tactics)
• Why your mood, energy, and metabolism feel like they switched personalities overnight
• How to support your body with realistic nutrition, movement, and stress strategies
• A personalized plan that doesn’t require becoming a different person to follow through
Plus:
A short movement session to reconnect with your body
Real conversation (not just slides and silence)
Space to ask the questions you’ve been low-key wondering about
This is not a “welcome to your decline” lecture.
It’s a “you’re not broken, and we can work with this” kind of experience.
If you’ve been thinking, “I just need someone to explain what’s happening and tell me what actually helps,” this is your sign.
Grab a friend. Bring your questions.
Let’s make this phase feel a little less chaotic and a lot more doable.
🎫 Spots are limited, so head to the website and grab your ticket before they’re gone.