22/04/2021
✨Really, how spiritual are you? I bet you’re not spiritual enough to get a Teal Swan joke. Oh, you don’t actually understand the reference at all? Damn...I made way too many Teal Swan cards.
💨So, ya mix the funniest white card with the drawn purple card, everyone laughs their asses off. Some other wild card rules come in to play...this goes on until one player has pi**ed their pants from laughter. And, hey, if someone sharts, let’s not judge. I mean, this is funny s**z.
☀️Did you know that 99% of people that buy Love, Light & Go F*%k Yourself experience longer and more satisfying a**l sunnings? It’s true. Something about this game just makes you want to get right out there and spread those legs to the fiery sun. You don’t need any sunscreen if you have a hairy little as***le like mine.
🙏The first 50 backers receive an Ascended Masters pin. If you have played the game the most of your peers and you don’t have your Ascended Master pin to wear, you have to cut and dry a tattoo from your least favorite player and wear that as your badge. I mean...just get the pin.
💥But wait, there’s more! The first 5 backers will receive tarot readings from me! Have you ever wondered if your twin flame is your own bu****le?
💩Curious about the level of s**t show you'll be experiencing for the rest of 2021?
😼Cat giving you mixed msgs on his/her feelings towards you or the shadow that lives in your cereal closet?
👽Wallow in confusion no longer! Satan and I are here to illuminate the answers of the universe! Aliens are also involved. Sometimes Bigfoot. Always darting.
🖕And that’s not all! I will give a big old’ reiki double middle finger to the first 100 backers! Your ancestors will think it’s hilarious.
🎥Plz back this deck. I’ve got Harry Krushnut videos to buy.
✨Love, Light & Go F*%k Yourself.
🙏Namfukste
