Infomercial USA

12/05/2025

To all 114 TikTok users who have used Infomercial USA's "Something Special in the Air" as background music for their creations... spasibo! Remember: Infomercial music increases productivity by (a maximum of) 30%, guaranteed!

03/01/2025

Aw, shucks, Krasnov. Now we can be pals 4ever!

02/21/2025

Deja vu all over again.

01/20/2025

“For I do not exist: there exist but the thousands of mirrors that reflect me. With every acquaintance I make, the population of phantoms resembling me increases. Somewhere they live, somewhere they multiply. I alone do not exist.”

- Marc Zuckerhorn

p.s. Fact-checking on this post graciously removed by Meta’s open-source Llama AI.

p.p.s. This quote has also been attributed to incoming President and Life Coach Jürgen G. Handwachser

11/06/2024

Я голосовал! Вы тоже? ("I voted! You, too?")

09/13/2024

"You also had people that were very fine people, on both sides."

06/21/2024

In this time of wars, malaise, financial fiascos, malicious algorithms and extreme heat, it's impossible not to get distracted and lose your sense of self. If you feel alone or discouraged today, take a few minutes to meditate on this special message from Infomercial USA's new employee, Papa Tyrone, taped live on his farm in NW Indiana.

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05/03/2024

New Infomercial side project out today! From the desk of Research and Development (aka the record label): "IM_USA is the side project of Chicago's vaporwave artist, Infomercial. Through this venture, he delves into new musical terrains while preserving his renowned precision and mastery of instruments. Like a fine whisky uncasked under an eclipsing moon, IM_USA represents the musical murmurs of post-vaporwave instrumental music 4 U." Posted below:

10/31/2023

Infomercial USA's Research and Development Department is dedicated to the preservation of music of all genres and its potential for sustained market pe*******on. In late 2022, production began on The Disbeliefs Project, an initiative to restore and preserve the singular vision of the late and enigmatic Jimmy "Crackers" Graham. We are pleased to present iUSA's first complete user-tested archival product, "Apocalypse Alabama," from Crackers' erstwhile musical group, The Disbeliefs. The full account is included in the liner notes. - Dr. Terrence Honeywhistle, Executive Archivist and Information Scientist, Informercial USA, 10/31/23. (Link in comments)

08/04/2023

HOT OFF THE PRESSES FROM THE OFFICES OF INFOMERCIAL USA: Today, yesterday, and forever, our longest running musical collaboration (a sometime Washington DC surf/exotica venture circa 1994 with fellow founding member of Frodus), The Travelers of Tyme, alights in 2023 upon the windswept crop circles of the Bandcamps. This Tyme, the Travelers traverse tense 60s action soundtracks, science fiction spaghetti Westerns, and psychedelia channeling the organic spirit of Swedish organist Bo Hansson. As many of us asked during COVID: “where does time begin? Where does it end?” See you again, maybe, Someday in the Ancient Future. Listen NOW. Listen THEN. Listen FOREVER. (link in comments)

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05/09/2023

Feeling uninspired, sluggish, that you just can't "carry on?" Experience this Power Point presentation assembled by the mighty All City Affairs with stimulus progression provided by Infomercial USA! With themes interpolated from Andrew Lloyd Webber's now-defunct "Phantom of the Opera," late-stage Van Morrison's chipper paean to his hatred of music "I'm Not Feelin' It Anymore," strains from Baby Teeth's new album "Carry On Regardless," plus a nod to Quiet Riot that is anything but "silent but deadly," Infomercial USA underscores this custom Power Point with 21 straight minutes of relentless motivation! Long-lasting stimulation with a MIDI saxophone twist -- remember Infomercial USA for all of your inspirational corporate campaigns. There you GROW again!

Approved for public consumption, 5/5/2023. Created with special intent for the record release party of "Carry On Regardless" by Baby Teeth - .O...

01/16/2023

Tomorrow, employees return to the offices of Infomercial USA full-time, shiny-faced and slicked-down from an extended holiday. Our janitorial and sanitation team have worked overtime to ensure our Research and Development lab sparkles as never before. Resplendent empty hallways await the clock-clock of heels and polished dress shoes, the busyness of business! World-class specifications, Power Point decks and messaging directives for our next full-service product are collated and ready for proactivity! This 2K23, prepare to relax as never before -- Infomercial is ready to service your subconscious!

Uploaded from a cassette of the song I bought on ebay. The high pitched sound was on the tape when I got it. This is the highest quality version of the Wehr...