TOTEM Readings

12/05/2025

It's live...and it's beautiful. The PUCK HCKY team absolutely crushed bringing our now sold-out TOTEM Tarot Deck images to life in their high end, one of a kind streetwear collection!

All proceeds go to keeping TOTEM alive and in the Woo, meaning that everyone that purchases one of these gifts boxes will be getting a LOT more for their money than usual!

Head over to the PUCK HCKY website to learn more or secure your own limited Nephilim Death Squad or Dark Empath tier of support: https://puckhcky.com/pages/totem-fundraiser

12/05/2025

Join me this Sunday, December 8th LIVE On the Gen X Wasteland YouTube channel at 8 PM CST with the incredible and Dr. Cheryl’s Jones for a special holiday extravaganza titled: “Killing Ahriman”.

Bring your cocktail of mocktail of choice and some Yuletide cheer as we discuss spiritual warfare, defeating ancient Sumerian demons, and how to look for the helpers, like !

I’ll be doing a few love card readings and sharing my harrowing experience that led us to crying “uncle” and saying “yes” to an incredible generous fundraiser merch collab that features art from our now sold out TOTEM Tarot Deck!

All of us have broken filters and more than our share of arcane, esoteric knowledge, so it’s sure to be one for the record books!

12/04/2025

One day to go before our TOTEM + PUCK HCKY collab fundraiser goes live, and we all just figured out it lands on a Full Moon. The odds of that happening on “accident” are, well….let’s just say the synchronicities and serendipities around this project continue to pile up!

You’ll be seeing more of our collection “live” and on REAL folks you know every soon, and keep your eyes peeled for those s posts and stories AND make sure you’re following and/or are signed up for their email alerts to be one of the first to know when the merch hits our material realm.

There are VERY LIMITED numbers of the highest tiers of support that come along with the most luxe items in the collection— including the very, very last TOTEM Tarot Decks in existence, not to mention a full guest spot on our podcast, The Skeptical Shaman!

PUCK HCkY and I have fallen in LOVE with these designs, and I’m so pumped to share them with all of you, too!

In a world riddled with techno-feudalist horsesh*t like Amazon, use the holidays as an excuse to make and buy REAL, quality stuff by real people that you know and that are, by necessity of being real, ACCOUNTABLE to you. Decentralize. Disobey.

And, when all else fails, honor the Old Gods. They’re here (and not just on our t-shirts and hoodies)!

12/02/2025

Winner winner chicken dinner!

just won our TOTEM REVIEW raffle Grand prize: the “Crystal Hippy Lady” level of support gift box from our *almost here* collaboration with !!!! It includes: A Skeptical Shaman podcast hoodie and graphic baseball t-shirt, TOTEM branded t-shirt, custom hockey puck and stickers!

And, while Heather is this round’s Grand Prize winner, everyone that entered us getting a small “thank you” from me for taking the time to review our products on Amazon, Etsy, Yelp, Google, Spotify, Apple and more. Reviews and ratings make a HUGE difference for small, Woo-based businesses.

Thank you all so much for your support, and for@letting other folks know why you really think about our stuff!

12/01/2025

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Big, big news-- make sure you're following us on Instagram and Substack for real-time updates on our TOTEM + PUCK HCKY Collaboration Fundraiser, going live this week!

11/07/2025

I’m going LIVE with Wild Raven Tarot on YouTube this coming Monday, November 10th at 7 PM CST- head over to their channel and set an alert so that you can join the live discussion!

Looking forward to slowly getting back into the swing of things and hang out with all of you, talking tarot and Oracle decks and flower essences!

10/03/2025

Looking for someone trustworthy in Austin area to take our three wonderful chickens and their $1K chicken coup asap. Contact me via email only: rachel@totemreadings.com

We’re in an active legal situation with our landlord regarding toxic mold in our home, and have to leave immediately for our health and safety. I’ve been to the ER twice, and two nights ago my husband went to the ER as well. Given the sudden nature of our imminent move, we cannot reasonably account for the chickens or those logistics, especially considering I’m still in anaphylaxis. This is incredibly emotionally difficult, so I’m asking folks to please use discernment with regard to messaging me about this— really don’t want to talk about it, as we’re in a mountain of sad, heavy and very hard limitations at the moment. So, please ONLY reach out if you want the chickens and their coup, can pick them up and transport them yourselves, and live on the Austin area.

09/06/2025

New Season of The Skeptical Shaman just dropped with a new episode with the incredible all about The Business of Woo.

Yolanda and I demystify the myths surrounding Woo-based businesses: when and how you should charge for energy work; what the rates of tech change means for invisible work behind the scenes; and how to make a living without sacrificing your health, life or sanity.

We’re pulling back the curtain on an industry permeated by influencer/ grifter distortions and bu****it to help all of you Woo-curious seriously assess whether or not the Business of Woo is actually for you— or NOT!

Also: if you rate or review our podcast on Substack or Apple, email me a screenshot to enter to win our latest Review Raffle: rachel@totemreadings.com

And I hope you all enjoy this special season of the pod!

08/25/2025

New Lunar New Year, new TOTEM Flower Essence Blend!

Just in time for Q4, Labor Day weekend, and upcoming holiday shopping, we’ve launched our *NEW* Fire Horse TOTEM Flower Essence Blend- link to purchase on our TOTEMReadingsATX Etsy Shop is in stories and bio.

Like all of our products, this premium blend of hibiscus, sunflower and orange bougainvillea is 60% off through the this week and the holiday weekend. A great excuse to stock up, save, and plan ahead for back-to-school and holiday gifts this year.

As with all of our organic flower essences, Fire Horse was made from flowers we grew from organic seed in our very own backyard, hand-harvesting and hand-bottling every single magical potion ourselves. Said another way? No one else does it in this old world (and some might say “insane”) way, so you’re getting a tincture you just can’t find anywhere else.

The Fire Horse Year is going to rock. Lean into the shift sure to come in 2026 with just a few drops of our Flower Essence Blend with your morning water or tea…and watch as the magic unfolds!

08/04/2025

Had to unlock this month’s Aquarius Full Moon TOTEM Tarot Reading for ALL Substack subscribers.

Why? We’ll, because it’s irrationally, unexpectedly good news— and I think we could all use a bit of that this week.

It’s only August and it’s already been a VERY long Wood Snake Year, so keeping an eye out for inspiration, joy and unexpected blessings is more important now than ever!

This post is pinned to my Susbtack’s home page, and link is in bio and stories today.

Give it a click and a listen, and allow yourself to get into some serious receiving energy!

And, as always, we use our TOTEM Tarot and Flower Essence Oracle Decks, both available (and currently 60% off) on Etsy: TOTEMReadingsATX (link in bio).

Happy (almost) Full Moon in Aquarius!

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08/04/2025

New episode is out with the fantastic Marco Visconti all about Crowley, Thelema, and the Book of the Law! Please share it wide and far: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-skeptical-shaman/id1692028897?i=1000720377938

And please take a moment to rate and review The Skeptical Shaman podcast. Reviews and ratings help us continue to get great guests like Marco and, while the podcast is free to listen to, it's not free to make. Ratings and reviews enable us to keep on keeping on, so please consider sharing your listening experience with others on Apple or Spotify!

Podcast Episode · The Skeptical Shaman · 08/02/2025 · 1h 8m

08/01/2025

Today we dropped two months’ worth of special, Business of Woo-themed episodes of The Skeptical Shaman podcast on our Substack: totemrach.substack.com

We kick the series off with the incredible , dispelling the myth that “you shouldn’t charge money for reiki”.

Then, joins to explain that, yes: content creation IS work, so please support Woo-based writers!

of describes her transition from part-time Woo Woo lady to full-time Woo-based business owner.

The lovely of comes on the pod to share her red and green lights as a consumer of the Woo in our modern marketplace.

describes life as a “witch in residence” at a posh NYC hotel- and what it takes to be a full-time, working witch.

joins us to dispel the myth of being a Woo-based business owner doesn’t mean you’re rich! Usually, quite the opposite;)

of describes the technological change fatigue of being a business “of one” during a time of nonstop emergent platforms, tools and technologies.

And describes life on “Tarot Tube”, and what her experience as a Woo Woo YouTube creator has been like.

And there are STILL more episodes to be recorded and dropped, so it’s never been a better time to subscribe to our Substack, subscribe to The Skeptical Shaman podcast on Apple or Spotify, and dig in to listen to honest, vulnerable conversations you’re just not going to find anywhere else.

A HUGE thank you to all of the guests that made this series possible, pulling back the curtain and showing the “real reality” of the Business of Woo in a time of myth and distortion!