TOTEM Readings

TOTEM Readings Appointment only spiritual consultations from trained shamanic practitioner; focus on tarot card reading and group/ individual guided meditations.

Are and I going to see you in real life this Saturday, March 21st for their Cool Witches’ Market?!? I sure hope so. We...
03/16/2026

Are and I going to see you in real life this Saturday, March 21st for their Cool Witches’ Market?!?

I sure hope so.

We’ll have pieces from our TOTEM + PUCK HCKY clothing collection— featuring designs from our sold out TOTEM Tarot Deck— as well as gift bags for all who wear their merch to the event OR buy anything using one@of our event-only promo codes!

Amy and the PUCK team don’t make to Texas very often, so let’s show them some serious love— and get together IRL with our cool hoodies and jerseys and joggers!

Oh! And those gift bags have $500 worth of TOTEM Flower Essences— and promo cards for $50 off 1:1 readings with me…all just for wearing anything you’ve bought from the collection, buying anything that day, or using any of our event-specific promo codes to buy a piece online!

Can’t wait to see you there!

03/16/2026

Join me for an ASK ME ANYTHING livestream Happy Hour this Wednesday, March 18th on Substack at 7 pm cst!

It’s a New Moon in Pisces: a great time to make a mocktail or cocktail and hop onto Substack to ask me any hint about being a working shaman, running TOTEM, our soon-to-be-published book about the “Business of Woo” , or anything you’ve ever heard on our podcast, The Skeptical Shaman. Seriously: nothing is off the table, so join me and ask away!

Looking forward to seeing you all in the comments- and might even pull a few of you onscreen with me, if you’re down!

03/15/2026

Our latest episode of The Skeptical Shaman podcast features of The Archeology of Consciousness Substack and Dreamstudies.org.

We explored the power of liminality in this Fire Horse Year- and how best to harness it- in this chat AND a recent Substack live.

It’s a great time to follow us on Substack, as we’re going to be doing more of these lives with great podcast guests and other collaborators, as well as share behind the scenes looks at The Business of Woo book, landing on 5/1!

And don’t forget about our Review Raffle: leave an honest review of our podcast on Apple and email me a screenshot to enter to win one of three incredible Grand Prizes: rachel@totemreadings.com

03/02/2026

is coming to Texas!

That’s right. We’re brining some never-before-seen pieces and our TOTEM + PUcK HCKY streetwear to Cool Witches Market on 3/21, from 12-5 pm cst!

If you stop by our table, you’ll get special promo codes, gifts, and sales prices on our premium tarot deck-inspired swag, and folks that show up in a piece from our collection will get a gift bag with $300 worth of TOTEM Flower Essences!

So, stop by and meet the Pinky and the Brain behind this collaboration! The event is free and no registration is required!

Join and I for a Full Moon + Lunar Eclipse Livestream Extravaganza at 6 pm cst/ 7 pm est Monday, March 2nd— ONLY on Sub...
02/28/2026

Join and I for a Full Moon + Lunar Eclipse Livestream Extravaganza at 6 pm cst/ 7 pm est Monday, March 2nd— ONLY on Substack!

This Fire Horse Year is teeing up so many new and exciting energies, not the least of which is a long-waited return to truth and objectivity— and individual vs. groupthink belief dynamics.

Natalie has had a huge breakthrough in this space, and is lit up with the fiery spark of inspiration to share her insights into cult dynamics, social contagion, the ideological parasites permeating social media, and how we can all reframe our brains and start fresh with new perspective— and a beginner’s mind!

The Fire Horse Year is your official invitation to stay thinking for yourself, and stop believing the noise.

Make a cocktail, mocktail, or cup of tea- and join us live! We’ll be answering questions from the comments, and can’t wait to connect with you all under the red light of the Blood Moon!

Mark your calendars! Going LIVE this Friday on Substack with .maierhofer to chat all things nervous system regulation an...
02/25/2026

Mark your calendars! Going LIVE this Friday on Substack with .maierhofer to chat all things nervous system regulation and how to take ownership of your own body, brain, energy and emotions in the Fire Horse Year!

Brian’s great, and my interview with him on The Skeptical Shaman podcast is hitting Apple, Spotify and anywhere else you listen on 2/28/26!

In that episode, we dig deep into the archetypal power of The Fisher King myth and how our wounds can be healed- and become our greatest strengths!

Hope to see you all in the comments again- we had so much fun with and have more of these scheduled in the New Year!

02/25/2026

Still vibing on this great Lunar New Year + Year of the Fire Horse chat I had with !

Check out the full length video over on our TOTEM Readings Substack- link in bio and on stories!

02/23/2026

Can’t love the Fire Horse Year enough! Seriously: the magic is back, and manifestation, synchronicity and luck are all available to all of us!

Check out our Chinese + Western Astrology Livestream Extravaganza and Variety Show with up on our Substack now for more details, tips and tricks on harnessing the magic of this dynamic year!

Want to stay warm in these winter storms? Don some legit, pro-quality hockey gear? Maybe get a few pucks out on the ice ...
02/23/2026

Want to stay warm in these winter storms? Don some legit, pro-quality hockey gear? Maybe get a few pucks out on the ice before spring hits?

We’ve got just the thing.

Our TOTEM + PUCK HCKY collaboration collection includes buttery soft and super warm hoodies, pro-quality hockey jerseys, and even hockey pucks featuring the art from our TOTEM Tarot Deck!

Made in America. Two women-owned small businesses. Eldritch pagan gods.

What more do you want?!?

Check it out and read the GLOWING reviews at the PUCK HCKY site- link in stories and bio!

02/19/2026

Wha industries and professions are going to thrive in the Fire Horse Year?

Short answer? All of the cool ones.

Check out this clip from my Lunar New Year Livestream and Variety show extravaganza with for more detail- and stay tuned for our annual “Getting Elemental about the Economy” post for 2026 on Substack- should be hitting in a day or two!

The upshot? Artisans, craftsmen, cooks, chefs and storytellers are gonna have a GOOD TIME- and the culture will benefit!

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