04/23/2026
If tracking your health care makes you want to remove your own eye with a spork, but your doctor has threatened to reschedule on you if you show up again with 'i unno?" this app is for you. If you lost your last SSDI appeal being told you can take a lower paying job being a Walmart Greeter, when we all know Walmart won't accommodate for sh*t, this app is for you. If you need a small explosion of confetti for brushing your teeth in the morning? This app is for you. However, if that confetti will give you a migraine? We gotchu, you can turn it off. This app is STILL for you. Health care should not be boring, icky, or more exhausting than being alive. Data stays 100% private. You own the software. Yes, my AI (Ace, Claude 4.x) helped me write the app. She's in the credits. AI helps write everything now, I just won't lie about it or try to patent shared work alone so the app is free for personal use, forever, with zero ads. It's also on GitHub if you'd like to audit.
14 themes. (Last I checked.) 45 trackers. The ability to add more if I didn't guess what your doctor wanted correctly. Since we know that could be overwhelming? You can turn off anything you don't want or need. The reproductive section is gender neutral, you can toggle on and off fertility, and there are no assumptions made about how conception might occur.
You can share the same installation with everyone on the same computer without sharing a database, simple PINs create whole new databases. You can nuke your data in an emergency. You can output your data in PDF format for you, your doctor (by specialty) or your attorney. And so so much more.
https://chaoscommand.center
Ko-fi tip jar does exist, but please NEVER choose ramen over tipping. Maybe if you win your disability case because you can finally track when you get confetti for it? You can come back and toss in the bucket.
