FC Local Yokel

01/31/2026

Look who wants to shut down the democratic process because of his anti-Muslim bigotry! And this man wants to be our governor!

01/31/2026

All the stable geniuses!!!

Former Frederick County state delegate and gubernatorial candidate Dan Cox has filed to run for governor again, with Frederick County gun range co-owner Robert Krop as his running mate.

01/28/2026

Brennan is acting as her own what?

While we were discussing with our circle of Yokels all the recent Board of Education campaign reports, one of our inner circle pointed out a big no-no. In Jaime Brennan’s most recent filing, …

01/16/2026

Can some of y’all give it a rest already? Jenkins/Holtzinger edition.

Hopefully this year! First of all we are very sorry to inform you that Chuck Jenkins is attempting to seek a 6th term as our High Sheriff. In the linked article you will see, and excuse us if our extreme laughter causes our typing to look a little shaky, that he decided to land on running for Sheriff again after considering runs for both Congress and County Executive....

Hopefully this year! First of all we are very sorry to inform you that Chuck Jenkins is attempting to seek a 6th term as our High Sheriff. In the linked article you will see, and excuse us if our e…

01/15/2026

I guess we are going to be in business for awhile longer!
https://www.fredericknewspost.com/news/continuing_coverage/election_coverage/updated-jenkins-files-for-re-election-as-sheriff-says-he-considered-seeking-other-offices/article_eac93324-7022-5279-9b12-e59bf061a138.html

12/14/2025

Jessica should do what? Let’s get real folks!

Some of y'all need to come back down to Earth! On the heels of the announcement that Nancy Allen moved to Gettysburg and would be resigning from the Frederick County Board of Education, our local Republican party decided to engage in some high theatrics: Let's talk about what would happen if the shoe was on the other foot! Let's say we lived in a dark timeline in which Michael Hough was the CE, and let's just speculate for just half a second that Dean Rose decided that he couldn't maintain two residences in Maryland and Pennsylvania and decided to throw in the towel?...

Some of y’all need to come back down to Earth! On the heels of the announcement that Nancy Allen moved to Gettysburg and would be resigning from the Frederick County Board of Education, our l…

11/25/2025

🤷🏻‍♀️Word on the street is she moved to PA.

Nancy Allen, a member of the Frederick County Board of Education, has resigned.

11/02/2025

If you’re thinking about voting for Tom Trott, this may give you a reason to reconsider.

10/20/2025

Supposed moderate Frederick City candidates Tom Trott, Joe Adkins, and Rob Callahan have no trouble accepting canvassing help from the extreme right wing Orange ballot folks. Remember that when it comes time to vote city residents!

10/05/2025

Moms For Liberty is trying to keep it a secret that they want to dismantle Policy 443 and push through the opt out policies, y’all know what to do. What kind of elected official tries to keep the public out? Not a very good one.See the link below to sign up to speak.

09/19/2025

Well, well, well. “Peaceful innocent people” are showing their whole ass. Kirby is no better than that lunatic who left a threatening note against all Democrats on that family’s porch because they had Biden-Harris signs in the yard. What a terrible human being. It’s a shame the FBI is now a full blown clown show.

09/18/2025

Perpetual school board candidate, Cindy Rose, is encouraging people to report FCPS teachers who may have expresssed anything other than grief over the murder of Charlie Kirk. Notice that two current school board members liked the post. I wonder if they would retroactively agree with going back and reporting anyone who celebrated the attack on Paul Pelosi or the shooting of the two Minnesota legislators and their spouses. (That’s a rhetorical question we already know the answer. ) This kind of stuff is dangerous, and along with the firing of Jimmy Kimmel last night, should really give you pause. The supposed Constitution/ 1st Amendment crowd is showing us that their beliefs are very situational.