11/26/2025
You know that one relative who always asks, “So… are you dating anyone yet?”
Yeah. Them.
Here’s my advice:
If people are gonna ask stupid questions, they deserve stupid answers.
Try:
“Well, I’m seeing a lot of people in the room right now.”
or just… stare at them until it gets weird.
You don’t owe anyone an update on your love life.
Not your aunt, not your cousin, not your neighbor who “knows someone perfect for you.”
Your relationship status is none of their business.