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06/26/2022
A little humor for your day...😁
06/07/2022

A little humor for your day...

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Good Minday Morning!
05/23/2022

Good Minday Morning!

05/16/2022

Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again asking why I didn’t do something useful with my time……….

Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing.

Talking about my “doing something useful” seems to be her favourite topic of conversation.

She was “only thinking of me” and suggested I go down to the senior centre and hang out with the guys.

I did this and when I got home last night I decided to teach her a lesson about staying out of my business.

I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a parachute club.

She replied,

“Are you nuts? You are 70 years old, and now you’re going to start jumping out of aeroplanes?”

I told her that I even got a membership card and e-mailed a copy to her.

She immediately telephoned me,

“Good grief, where are your glasses! This is a membership to a Prost!tute Club, not a Parachute Club.”

“Oh man, I’m in trouble again; I really don’t know what to do… I signed up for five jumps a week.”

The line went quiet and her friend picked up the phone and said that she had fainted.

Life as a senior citizen is not getting any easier but sometimes it can be fun …

Oh yeah! 🙂
03/21/2022

Oh yeah! 🙂

The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw $10
The teller told her, “For withdrawals less than $100 please use the ATM.”

The old lady wanted to know why ...

The teller returned her bank card and irritably told her, “These are the rules. Please leave if there is no other matter. There is a line of customers behind you.”

The old lady remained silent for a few seconds, then handed the card back to the teller and said, “Please help me withdraw all the money I have.”

The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down and respectfully told her, you have $300,000 in your account and the bank doesn't have that much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come again tomorrow?

The old lady then asked how much she could withdraw immediately.

The teller told her any amount up to $3000

"Well, please let me have $3000 now", she The teller then handed it very friendly and respectfully to her

The old lady put $10 in her purse and asked the teller to deposit $2990 back into her account.

The moral of this tale .......

Don't be difficult with old people, they spent a lifetime learning the skills

Reminder:  Laugh more!😁
10/18/2021

Reminder: Laugh more!😁

Have a great week everybody!👍👍
10/11/2021

Have a great week everybody!👍👍

HAPPY FRIYAY!!! 😀
09/24/2021

HAPPY FRIYAY!!! 😀

Happy Friday from Sassy, Scout's little sister and new therapy wolf! 😍
Senior Care Scout is a free placement agency that helps families find independent or Assisted Living, Personal Care Homes, and Memory Care options for their loved one. ❤

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Have a great weekend! Do something fun!
09/17/2021

Have a great weekend! Do something fun!

Happy Wednesday!
09/15/2021

Happy Wednesday!

Hope you have a nice day!
09/06/2021

Hope you have a nice day!

Time to check out our National Parks!
08/04/2021

Time to check out our National Parks!

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