03/21/2025
“🚨 Mercury is in the microwave again 🚨
The cosmic chaos is back, and this time, Mercury is backpedaling through Pisces ♓ and Aries ♈ What does that mean? Imagine dreamy Pisces fogging up your brain while fiery Aries makes you want to sprint through life… in the wrong direction. 🫣
Brace for:
💭 Zoning out mid-conversation
📱 Tech glitches and missed messages
🙃 Revisiting past drama (ugh)
😅 A sudden urge to act first, think later (careful with that)
But don’t worry—retrogrades aren’t here to wreck you. They’re here to slow you down and help you reflect! 🧘♀️
How to survive:
✨ Take it slow and trust your intuition (Pisces energy).
✨ Avoid impulsive decisions (cool it, Aries).
✨ Revisit old projects and tie up loose ends.
✨ Rest, reflect, and don’t take things too personally!
We’ll make it through… retrograde and all. 💫 Just remember to breathe when your phone freezes or your plans go sideways. How’s it treating you so far?