03/21/2026
Update from the most bravest and suffering dog ever:
I broke my toenail. Not just a little break… ALL the way down to the quick. Yes, it hurts. Yes, I am being very strong about it.
Mom has BETRAYED me by putting a sock on my foot so I can’t even lick it (which would obviously fix everything). I can barely walk. I may never run or play with friends again. Please remember me as I was… fast, majestic, and slightly chaotic.
Treats and sympathy are being accepted at this time. 🐾