Kettle Falls Massage

01/24/2026

Hello massage friends!

Thank you for your patience and understanding while I have navigated this shift in my health.

It’s been a wild month, yall! From an unexpected first-time seizure and a mild concussion recovery to still being on the journey of uncovering why this all happened in the first place, I have been a bit overwhelmed, but rest (true rest away from technological distractions) and prioritizing sleep have done wonders at helping me manage.

With that being said, I no longer have the capacity that I did prior to the seizure. I will be slowly coming back to work, but at this time that will be at a severely reduced client load and limited time availability.

If you purchased a gift certificate from me, please reach out to me so I can prioritize your booking!

Otherwise, I’ll be reaching out to clients as I’m able to gauge my new capacity. I am not accepting new clients at this time.

Always wishing yall the best in your health & longevity pursuits!

Thank you so much for a wonderful era to my small business and thanks for your patience as I try and figure out what the next era looks like.

❤️ Jordan

01/08/2026

Hey yall, a quick heads up that my automated system seems to be having some issues, so if you get automated messages from me, please disregard.

Transparently, I’m not doing well. Since the seizure, I’m struggling with random bouts of nausea, headaches and fatigue.

I’m so grateful to those who have reached out with well wishes as well as clients who are eager to get back on my massage table, but I am in the uncomfortable waiting game for tests and specialist visits.

At this time, I do not see myself being able to work for the rest of January, but I am so hopeful that I will be taking on clients again come February.

I’m so sorry, you guys, truly. I’m grateful to be part of your self care practice, and I hate admitting that I’m just not up to the task right now.

Wishing you all the best and hoping you can get in with any of the other wonderful massage therapists in our area.

Hopefully, I’ll be seeing you again soon.

- Jordan

01/01/2026

Hello massage friends, Jordan here.

A few updates in an attempt to communicate new expectations:

I’ve had some tests that ruled out some “big bad’s” and I’m still waiting for more tests and Dr visits to uncover what is actually going on.

As much as I struggle to accept it, I do need more time to heal and assess how I can come back to work.

While I am eager to see clients again, I do also foresee dialing back my client load for a period of time while I continue to navigate these health unknowns.

If you purchased a gift certificate from me, please reach out for soonest scheduling at the end of January.

I’m so grateful to everyone who has reached out with words of encouragement, and I appreciate your continued understanding.

I’m sorry yall, and I’m hopeful to be back soon. Wishing you all the best, always!

-Jordan

12/27/2025

Hey massage friends, it’s Jordan!

I had a seizure on the 23rd. This was unexpected and for lack of a better articulation, it’s been a lot.

I don’t know what this means for my work as I’m currently waiting for neurology and more testing in Spokane.

I will be reaching out to clients directly in regards to rescheduling so I can prioritize rest and trying to figure out why this happened in the first place.

I completely understand if you do not wish to navigate this unknown with me, and I will be sharing some other relaxing deep tissue massage therapists you may prefer to inquire with.

Life, as I’m reminded, has no obligation to make sense to me, so I’m doing my best to roll with the punches. Please know I truly am sorry and so grateful (for all my clients) but particularly my regulars! Thanks to you I get to enjoy a small business and facilitate a life I’m excited to live in.

I don’t know what’s going on with me, but if you would like to continue massage & bodywork together, I’ll keep you updated on my health and my massage schedule.

Either way, you are so appreciated, and I’m wishing you the best!

One day at a time for me right now, yall. Thank you for understanding!

12/26/2025

Hello Kettle Falls Massage friends,

Jordan is navigating some unexpected health concerns and needs to focus on more testing to figure out what is going on.

She will be reaching out to clients directly throughout the weekend, but this is a general heads up that she will be unable to work for at least the next couple weeks.

She apologizes for any inconvenience and frustration and has endless gratitude for your patience while she navigates this scary unknown.

Thank you

12/23/2025

Happy Holidays, massage friends! Wishing you cup filling moments with loved ones and ease in knowing more light is coming our way!

To all the snow-loving people, fingers crossed we get some snow in January!

P.S. Working on some exciting things for my business! Can’t wait to share more in the new year!

11/28/2025

Hope yall are enjoying a wonderful Thanksgiving!

I hope you know I am so grateful for your support of my bodywork every day!

11/21/2025

Reminder that Open Mic event is cancelled this evening!

See yall next time!

11/20/2025

Open mic is cancelled!

We will try again another time, friends!
😊

11/18/2025

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Please RSVP for open mic event this Friday!

Without communicated interest, I will cancel and try again another day!

11/17/2025

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11/12/2025

Hey yall!

Massage availability will be limited through the winter, and I’m closing my books to new clients until further notice.

I need some time to rest my hands and give attention to some business admin that has gotten swept to the side during the summer rush!

Thank you for your continued support of my small business and your understanding of transitions with the seasons. 😊