10/30/2025
🎭 MAP Presents: Death Behind the Velvet Curtain 🎪
A Murder Mystery Masquerade Party—written and directed by Preyeta Hossain, Clinical Behavior Analyst (and part-time chaos coordinator).
In appreciation of our phenomenal staff and faculty, MAP threw a night of intrigue, costumes, and criminally good snacks. 🍿💀 Between popcorn bars and “Cotton Curse-y” mocktails, our detectives went full CSI: Carnival Edition.
Hosted by Tilly Caspora, Trainer of the Six Wonder Peacocks (known offstage as Preyeta)—and assisted by her ever-graceful, quick-witted host’s helper, Ethan Alleman, “The Golden Plume,” one of her prized Peacocks. Huge thanks to this guy for keeping the carnival (and its ringmaster) from spinning completely out of orbit. If Tilly brought the theatrics, The Golden Plume brought the operational excellence—and the cue signs reminding everyone exactly when to GASP. 🦚
🕯️ The Plot Thickens…
The night began with tragedy—Madame Vespera, the carnival’s fortune teller, was found dead. But this was no ordinary crime. Every performer had secrets she knew too well—and it was those very secrets that made them the prime suspects:
🎪 The Ringmaster (Jessica Snowden)
🎨 The Face Painter (Dr. Ellie Wroten)
🔮 The Fortune Teller’s Assistant (Malik Scott)
🤸♀️ The Acrobat (Lexi Broussard)
Detectives collected statements from a suspiciously articulate Mechanical Automaton, a Magician who couldn’t disappear fast enough, a Bearded Lady, Snake Charmer, Shadow Puppeteer, and the Tightrope Walker—all while piecing together clues left across the carnival floor.
💡 The Shocking Conclusion:
After rigorous interrogation (and one particularly incriminating glitter trail), the truth came out—our Face Painter, Dr. Ellie Wroten (Professor | Family Sciences), was guilty! *GASP*
Her crime? Embezzling prize-booth money and framing the Ringmaster.
Her motive? Madame Vespera found out and threatened to expose her.
The evidence? A torn ticket stub dusted in blue glitter that matched the Face Painter’s makeup exactly—plus a glass shard from a “crystal” ball found near the prize booth, close enough to temptation but not quite close enough to the dead body itself.
🧠 Detective of the Night:
Taylor DeWoody, Senior Behavior Analyst, used logic, deduction, and sheer MAP-trained contextual analysis to crack the case—earning the title Best Detective.
🏅 Honorary Mentions:
Alicia Gill, Ayanna Twensey, and Bailey Istre—teamwork makes the dream (and the alibi) work. “Nothing screams team building like a murder and a time limit.”
👑 Best Costume:
1️⃣Jordan Daigle, for wearing his fellow intern’s (Lexi Broussard’s) face—literally.
2️⃣ Malik Scott, for dazzling us all and managing to stay a suspect.
🎠 Spirit of the Carnival:
Scroll to the final photo to see who captured the essence of the night’s madness and awarded the title Spirit of the Carnival.
🎡 Final Bow:
To our staff and faculty—thank you for being the heart (and comedic relief) of MAP. Balancing workloads, brilliance, and a shared sense of humor takes brains (and perhaps a touch of all of our mischiefs— combined and bundled up into one).
A very special thank-you to Dr. Tom Szabo, Dr. Joanna Thompson, Dr. Will Fleming, and Dr. Ellie Wroten for taking time out of their incredibly full schedules to join in the fun and support our team. Your presence—both as mentors and as fellow participants—means more than you know. It’s easy to admire what each of you brings to our field and humanity overall; it’s even more meaningful to share laughter, storytelling, and connection (beyond the data and deadlines)!
Evenings like this remind us that community isn’t built in meetings or metrics—it’s built in moments of shared joy, creativity, and a little bit of carnival chaos. 🎭