Rylie’s Green Leaf Dispensary

10/20/2025

Check. Nothing is for sale online! For educational purposes only.

09/20/2025

You started out as s***m in your father’s balls. Your dad shot 100 million s***m into your mother. 95 million were instantly vaporized from the nuclear blast from your mother’s va**na! From the hundreds of surviving s***m you made it to the egg! You have won the most incredible race known to man. Now, go out into the world and be somebody!

09/11/2025

09/01/2025

Happy Labor Day!
We will be open today.

07/31/2025

Have you ever went into a dispensary and after speaking with the budtender, you realize that they couldn’t pass a standardized test to save their life? Come and meet Izzy. He is going to be the smartest budtender you have ever met. This young man is smart enough to be a doctor!

06/18/2025

Life is good.

06/17/2025

Top shelf eighths of broccoli are eighteen dollars! Peace, love, and happiness to you!

05/04/2025

Go and give The Boss Barbershop a follow.

Come and make a boss move! Kid’s haircuts $10!

04/27/2025

Life is good!

04/25/2025

Come out and enjoy the festivities! This is a day of remembrance of an incredible young man!