Hidden Door Farm

04/07/2026

If you don’t have a friend who will secretly stash a box of handpicked pieces of your favorite See’s Candies in one of your kitchen drawers for you to find after she leaves…

…you need to reevaluate your inner circle. Immediately. 🚨🍫

This is not a “nice gesture.”
This is elite-level friendship.
This is “I know your exact caramel-to-chocolate ratio preferences” kind of loyalty.

Find you a friend who:
• Knows your favorites without asking
• Hides snacks like a raccoon with a PhD in emotional support
• Leaves you surprises that heal your soul AND your sweet tooth

Because honestly?
That’s not a friend. That’s a lifestyle upgrade.

Thank you Stacey Smocer Pennington for all the sweet ways you love me.

04/02/2026

Trying answer emails and questions on our available babies. Went down the rabbit hole of finding photos and found this video I took recently of our therapy whether Bruno and his nephew Randy. Love them ❤️

04/01/2026

Born to our girl Queen and our Buck Maverick; this MDGA sweet doeling arrived with 2 brothers in the wee hours of this morning and is available ❤️

Lebanon, TN

03/29/2026

This is Queen — my incredible Mini LaMancha that I absolutely adore… and I’m convinced at this point she’s completely punking me.

Last year? She was bred the very first day with our buck and gave me the most textbook, effortless delivery of triplets at 143 days. I thought I had her figured out.

This year? Not so much.

Because of her behavior, we exposed her to the buck three separate times. Even if she settled on the last date, she’s already sitting at 155 days. One hundred fifty. Five. Days.

She is HUGE. Like… impressively, concerningly huge.

And while I am so grateful for any kids she blesses us with, Queen herself is far more precious to me than anything else. My biggest fear right now is a kid too large for her to safely deliver. Meanwhile, she’s completely unbothered. Eating, lounging, living her best life… while I slowly lose mine.

Adding to the drama—last year she delivered exactly one hour after Lilly arrived in Tennessee.

Well… Lilly arrives again in just a few hours.

So naturally, I’m sitting here like:
Alright Queen, your audience is on the way. Let’s do this.

Let the babies emerge ❤️
(Sincerely, a goat mom who very much needs sleep 😅)

03/28/2026

Jovi’s mini lamancha boy is 4 days old. He might be available…to the right home. We used to call his mom Little Bit so we have nicknamed him Baby Bit. He’s already a love

03/10/2026

And then there were only 2. The last two Nigerian Dwarf Doelings.

Born 1/20 and 1/21
AGDA Registrable
Disbudded
Socialized with other goats and Livestock Guardian Dogs
PM for price and other details
Photos of parents available

Proud to say when the vet was here last week for preg checks on other girls his response to the moms was “great udders” 😂😂

The cream with white we call Lainey
The red with white we call Reba ❤️❤️

02/12/2026

02/12/2026

Headed to Impactful Instruction LLC . Big plans for this one.