02/16/2026
Part 2! Let's talk about colonoscopies. I just had my first. Feel free to AMA about the process in the comments or a DM!
The prep isn't super fun. Yeah, the liquid you drink doesn't taste great, and you need to have your own bathroom immediately after for the next hour or so. I didn't have any painful cramping or nausea, but that can happen for some folks. My biggest complaint was not being able to eat anything for a day and a half, but again, it's doable. (If you're an athlete, you've probably done much harder, more uncomfortable efforts than colonoscopy prep.)
The actual procedure went quickly. I was super loopy the rest of the day, so I got couch time, snacks, and Netflix in between naps.
The day after, I felt fine, but the day after that, for the next several days, I felt like my insides got into a fistfight and lost.
They found 1 precancerous polyp (that was removed). I've been vegan for 16 years. I'm an endurance athlete. I don't drink or smoke. My risk factors on paper are super low. But low risk does not mean no risk.
I'm so glad I went in. I'm not looking forward to more frequent screenings, but if it keeps me safe and here for my family, it's worth it.